Title: I Didn't Order This
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: One slightly-clad elf with a blue drink of unspecified contents
Notes: The 'roo doesn't care, Zev. Take the friggin' box.
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Title: A Hint of Almond
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: One shirtless elf with a glass of wine. Is it poisoned? Maybe…
Notes: What a lovely party! Who let in the Antivan Crow?
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Title: Goose vs Crow
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂, Horrible Goose ⚪
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: No one has been stabbed or bitten by a goose yet. One scantily-clad elf.
Notes: It is a lovely holiday in Thedas, and you are a horrible FESTIVE goose… Now, with bonus Antivan Crow.
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Title: Expanding His Talents
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Naked ice statues, no junk, lots of butts.
Notes: And probably some butts! We've been too long without Artemis and ice statues… This is the better version of this image.
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Title: How Many Ribbons?
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: He's about as dressed as one can be in little more than ribbons
Notes: Too many. Somebody remind me next year I hate doing ribbons. Zevran, however, looks delightful in them.
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Title: A Winter Fruit
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Elf in a speedo. I dunno, this one just feels trashy.
Notes: The favourite assassin of a good half of youse in a hot spring with oranges. Why not yuzu? Because I'm pretty sure I know where to find Thedosian oranges, less so Thedosian yuzu.
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Title: Something Blue For the Holidays
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: One elf in a small speedo and some bizarrely coloured drinks
Notes: Nobody is paid enough to put up with this elf. Especially not the bartender.
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Title: Every Time a Bell Tolls a Crow Commits Murder
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless elf in tiny shorts
Notes: Silver bells and Antiva's best. A great combination at any time of the year!
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Title: But the Nevarrans Lacked in Brandy and Politesse
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: A shirtless elf drinking brandy from the totally wrong glass
Notes: I dunno, if anyone could start a reasonable conversation with a dragon by pouring Antivan brandy into an ancient ritual chalice, it would be this guy. Yes, I'm talking shit about dragon hunters.
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Title: Sugar & Spice
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One scantily clad elf
Notes: The best thing about Ferelden is when you stop being cold. And maybe some warm West Hill brandy.
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