Title: Eschewing Stealth for Glamour in Love
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless elf
Notes: For Earl, here's everyone's favourite assassin with the key to all of our hearts. [Insert Mr Iron's Key-to-Heart Dagger jokes.]
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Title: Trashbirds
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bikini-clad assassin, a bit light on the ass
Notes: One trashy Crow and two bin chooks. Just what every holiday needs!
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Title: Sweets for the Salty
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: The gold garland thong makes an appearance
Notes: … Or at least for the stabby.Â
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Title: The Inevitability of Murder and Crows
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless assassin making a snowman stab another snowman
Notes: How tired am I? Tired enough that this was funny. Greetings from somewhere that's absolutely not Antiva.
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Title: Flocking Around
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: An elf in a thong
Notes: Certain parties suggested Christmas doves, and who better to put with them than a certain Crow?
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Title: Holiday in Antiva
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless assassin. The only stabbing is of oranges.
Notes: An assortment of fresh oranges, and another tart winter fruit…
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Title: Artistic Stabbing
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A scantily clad assassin with a jack-o-lantern
Notes: Because when you're carving a pumpkin, you need an elf who's good with a knife. Zevran, for Earl Greyer.
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Title: I Didn't Order This
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: One slightly-clad elf with a blue drink of unspecified contents
Notes: The 'roo doesn't care, Zev. Take the friggin' box.
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Title: A Hint of Almond
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: One shirtless elf with a glass of wine. Is it poisoned? Maybe…
Notes: What a lovely party! Who let in the Antivan Crow?
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Title: Goose vs Crow
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂, Horrible Goose ⚪
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: No one has been stabbed or bitten by a goose yet. One scantily-clad elf.
Notes: It is a lovely holiday in Thedas, and you are a horrible FESTIVE goose… Now, with bonus Antivan Crow.
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