Dec 022024
 

Title: A Winter Fruit
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Elf in a speedo. I dunno, this one just feels trashy.
Notes: The favourite assassin of a good half of youse in a hot spring with oranges. Why not yuzu? Because I'm pretty sure I know where to find Thedosian oranges, less so Thedosian yuzu.
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Dec 112023
 

Title: But the Nevarrans Lacked in Brandy and Politesse
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: A shirtless elf drinking brandy from the totally wrong glass
Notes: I dunno, if anyone could start a reasonable conversation with a dragon by pouring Antivan brandy into an ancient ritual chalice, it would be this guy. Yes, I'm talking shit about dragon hunters.
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Apr 122023
 

Title: An Intersection of Assassins
Fandom: Forgotten Realms, Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Entreri , Zevran Arainai
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S1 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless dudes, implied later smut
Notes: I can't brain, this month, so I asked in chat if anyone had any pairings they wanted to see. I got back suggestions for this delightful crossover.
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Dec 212022
 

Title: His Finer Koala-ties
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Elven assassin in a skimpy mini-dress
Notes: I was so excited to not be contending with non-euclidean koalas, that I forgot to do something about the ear fluff. Either way, the Antipodean deck begins with elves bearing koalas! … and gifts…
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