Feb 242026
 

Title: But Do I Have to File Them?
Fandom: Ostian Adventures
Characters: Iblis
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless bureaucrat
Notes: A moment away from his bureaucratic murder-bullshit, and what does he get? A shower of hearts from Mihr, who is only here to annoy everyone.
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Feb 142026
 

Title: Terrible at This
Fandom: The Lone Gunmen
Characters: Richard Langly
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Leg below the knee? Nothing particularly scandalous
Notes: Look, he saw something like it in a movie one time, and as it didn't involve flying to Idaho in a snowstorm, he figured he'd try it. He's absolutely not wearing what that actress did, though.
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Feb 122026
 

Title: Eschewing Stealth for Glamour in Love
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless elf
Notes: For Earl, here's everyone's favourite assassin with the key to all of our hearts. [Insert Mr Iron's Key-to-Heart Dagger jokes.]
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Dec 232025
 

Title: Koala-la-la-la
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bikini-clad rogue bearing gifts
Notes:
🎶 DECK THE HALLS WITH EUCALYPTUS
KOALA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA 🎶

Better than last year's koalas, but they still look like they all saw a ghost…
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Dec 142025
 

Title: The Inevitability of Murder and Crows
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless assassin making a snowman stab another snowman
Notes: How tired am I? Tired enough that this was funny. Greetings from somewhere that's absolutely not Antiva.
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Dec 132025
 

Title: At Least It Wasn't a Lamppost
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless demonstration of why we don't lick frozen things in winter
Notes: Somewhere, Izzy's laughing and Alistair's tongue tingles at the sound…
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