Dec 132025
 

Title: At Least It Wasn't a Lamppost
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless demonstration of why we don't lick frozen things in winter
Notes: Somewhere, Izzy's laughing and Alistair's tongue tingles at the sound…
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Dec 122025
 

Title: The Difference Between Shield and Barrier
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shorts and shirtless in the snow
Notes: … is that shield lets you cheat at snowball fights like the bastard you are, but barrier doesn't let you throw out through it.
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Dec 102025
 

Title: Merry ChristMOOSE
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leofric of Elmridge
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Some chest, a little leg
Notes: One there was a Fereldan Badger who wanted to pet a Frostback Moose. Well, that wasn't going to happen, so here's not-so-jolly Saint Frick riding the Christmoose. I got nothing, man. Don't look at me.
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Dec 062025
 

Title: A Fondness for Things That Like Apples
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One mostly-shirtless mage
Notes: One of these years, I will make a halla that doesn't look like a wet towel, but it will not be this year. Lord Halla and an actual halla, just to demonstrate the difference. Next up, 'I'm not the halla in this relationship! He's the one who likes apples!'
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Dec 022025
 

Title: A Choice of Decorative Trees
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A bit of bare midriff, a lot of bare leg
Notes: The thing about the Frostbacks is there's a lot of spruce up there. But, Cormac's going to spend the day shaking the snow off them until he finds one Artie will approve of. … Good luck, Cormac. Nature's rarely that symmetrical.
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Dec 012025
 

Title: A Crown of Winter Flowers
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: One wine-drinking mage in booty shorts
Notes: Advent begins! First up, we have Artemis, just in time for Mav's birthday!

This year, we've got an Unexpected Advent, because every time I looked at the poll results, the top five were completely different. It was a close one, this year, but your love of the Hawke brothers won out.
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Nov 202025
 

Title: Excellent Taste in Battlemages
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Anders , Cormac Hawke , Lord Manhammer
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Three wizards, one a shirtless barbarian
Notes: Cormac will tell you time and again that he doesn't have a type, and yet… *shrugs*
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Nov 172025
 

Title: Apples, Cheese, and an Argument on the Divine Nature of Andraste
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Ser John
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless barbarian
Notes: The Chantry's view of history isn't that passed down by the people, and outside the confines of doctrinal absolutes, the debate on her true nature continues.
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