Title: No, the Other Other Screwdriver
Fandom: The Lone Gunmen
Characters: Richard Langly ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless nerd
Notes: Had a three-way tie in the polls this month, and because I'm an asshole, I solved it by picking the one character all those options had in common: Langly. So, you know, you've enabled my birthday present to myself yet moar Langly every Monday, all month, including the Thedosian option and the legendary silverer of the High Wilderness. So, please enjoy my favourite disney princess looking for the other other screwdriver.
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Title: We All Assume That Oscar Said It
Fandom: Shadow Unit
Characters: Chaz Villette ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless stick figure
Notes: Villette, in heterosexual grey, with green carnation.
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Title: It's Not Bisexuality If It's Mind Control
Fandom: The Lone Gunmen
Characters: John Byers ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Boxers, socks, and necktie
Notes: He'd never once have thought it, if it wasn't for that one time with the psychic (and psycho, if you want Langly's opinion) ex. But, she did, and then he did, and every once in a while, he considers it again. Langly is not drunk enough for Byers's drama-soluble heterosexuality.
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Title: A Righteous Man
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Raleigh Samson ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: For I don't even know how many years, I've been trying to work up a Samson I'm happy with. Fuckin' success, at last. Obviously, before the red lyrium. Probably about twenty years before. It'll be easier to do the damage, now that I have something to work from.
i blame this entirely on an old friend who dropped a smokin' hot samson sketch in my lap, earlier this week, forcing me to retaliate
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Title: Not the First, Maybe the Last, Definitely the Gayest
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: The Architect ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: some side-chest. It's less about what and more about how
Notes: For the Secret Companion, the Architect of the Works of Beauty, being outrageously gay about it.
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Title: J Edgar Becomes a Perpetual Motion Turbine in His Grave
Fandom: Shadow Unit
Characters: Dan Brady ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Gay superman, but with less bodysuit and more necktie. Nothing you wouldn't see at the beach
Notes: Birb and I were joking he must have gotten called into work in the middle of a Pride parade, because there's no way in hell he'd be caught dead in that within forty blocks of the Hoover building otherwise.
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Title: Unsubtle and Unapologetic
Fandom: The Lone Gunmen
Characters: Langly ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bare shoulders and tasteless decor
Notes: It might be a little pink for his usual aesthetic, but hey, it's the distance between here and laid, innit?
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Title: What Part of No…
Fandom: Vexation of Spirit
Characters: Kim of Bedlam ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Man-tiddy and a bit of thigh
Notes: Y'all bitches (affectionate) set me up for Pride with way, way too many immediately hetero-adjacent characters (actually straight, heteroflexible, queer with beer, bisexual and closeted…). But, I can work with this, because I'm magic.
But, for openers, here's Kimi, who isn't even pretending to be straight. Or interested. But, he's definitely fashionable, and very aware of the impression he makes.
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Title: Fine Figure of a Fish
Fandom: Autumn Grove
Characters: Micah Kirklund ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half-man, half-fish, no shirt
Notes: Courtesy of Kye's tenner, we've got some Pixiebait, this month! A very merry Pixday to us all, and Micah here in sapphire and copper as a gift to all of us!
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Title: The Archmage Who Didn't Ask
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Gromph Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half elf, half fish, no shirt… also no patience
Notes: … your opinion, Jarlaxle. Please envision the world's most annoying rogue, according to 3/3 people who put up with him regularly, standing just out of frame, and having the sorts of opinions he tends to, at the perfect volume to distract anyone but Kimmuriel. Brothers, am I right?
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