Title: Glowing In The New Year
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: You could’ve shown this on television in the 60s. There’s more skin in Star Trek.
Notes: Hey, we all know the only gunpowder in Thedas is in the hands of the Qunari, but that’s why there are mages. Bethany, for Kitta.
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Title: Too Much Demon, Not Enough Beer
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Niall ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Bare-chested barbarian with beer
Notes: Niall has had about enough of people, for the day. No, really. No, really really.
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Title: Beer and Demons
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Niall ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Booze and nipples
Notes: After Fen’Din’s stunt, Manhammer takes Niall to the tavern. Niall, however, is still not so great at large numbers of people with large numbers of regrets.
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Title: One Among Many
Fandom: Shadow Unit
Characters: Chaz Villette ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Ya boi wearing nothing but shorts and several platypus.
Notes: This year’s post-season wallpaper! I’m only doing one this year. There is just Too Much Shit going on. I wanted more platypus, so now there are five.
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Title: Who Needs Elves?
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Nathaniel Howe ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Vintage swimsuit Warden
Notes: Nate and his, er, platypus helpers, who are much more enthused about this holiday than the local Dalish.
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Title: A Holiday for Schmooples
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leliana ♀
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Vintage swimsuit, bad impressions of Australia
Notes: I couldn’t really say I’d misused Australia without a completely misplaced kangaroo, but they seem to be popular on xmas cards, so I feel somewhat justified adding one here. Have some Leliana Claus, now with nugs, kangaroo, and cockatoo.
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Title: A Hawke and Other Birds
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: One shirtless mage boozing it up
Notes: Ain’t no party like a Hawke beach party! Somebody get this mage another drink.
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Title: A Surprise Platypus
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Vintage swimsuit mage
Notes: Which is obviously the second best kind of platypus, but the Golden Platypus didn’t get enough votes, this year. Santa Kinnon still approves.
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Title: Gifts for the Antipodeans
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Vintage swimsuit elf
Notes: At least two of you suggested Antipodean Xmas as a theme, and after looking up some Aussie xmas cards, I proceeded to demonstrate I know nothing about Australia. (Next year, we’re gonna do bad things to New Zealand, if I can find a damn pohutukawa model and some more freaky parrots.)
So, here’s Zevran dressed up as one of a southern Santa’s elves! (Santa and Mrs Claus will… sort of be making appearances…)
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Title: Unconvincing Cookies
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Nathaniel Howe ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: Nate’s good with all the presents, but maybe Commander Amell shouldn’t be allowed to bake…
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