Dec 032024
 

Title: Pastry With Extra Bear
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Nothing more exciting than a man in a large fluffy towel
Notes: Cormac will put up with a lot for some fresh pastry, sometimes even including the Orlesian chefs at Skyhold.
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Nov 252024
 

Title: Several Bottles Later
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion , Ser John
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian and shirtless friend
Notes: And in the end, everyone's gotten what they deserved. One templar knocked down a peg, one southern barbarian with a hangover and a crick in his back.
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Nov 182024
 

Title: The Privilege of Being Right
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion , Ser John
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Nobody is quite dressed, but the attempt has been made. The wine is implied.
Notes: "I told you it wasn't impossible."
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Nov 112024
 

Title: A Royal Not Yet Lost
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes: …But a good bit of it spent on good wine, which dear Dandelion does not get to drink, however tired of being a pillow she might become.
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Nov 042024
 

Title: A Wager Made
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion , Ser John
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes:

"Okay, but, it is possible, and I can prove it to you."

'Except you can't, because it isn't. Do you even hear yourself? Even the halla knows that's impossible.'

"Orlesian gold, if you're right. You do whatever I want for the rest of the day, if I'm right."

'You cannot afford an entire royal.'

"Doesn't matter. I'm not wrong."

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