Title: Volleyball Before Lunch
Fandom: Vexation of Spirit
Characters: Gathani ♀
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bikini-clad woman playing volleyball
Notes: She can kick your ass and still have time for it.
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Title: He For Whom the Coffee Parts
Fandom: Vexation of Spirit
Characters: Jack Lakeland
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings:
Notes: … and the sea pours. Wait, no… Anyway, I said I was doing a clone, and for once it's not Mary. Instead, you get Jack, who makes his own waves.
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Title: Rivaini Beach Vacation
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen Rutherford ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Templar on the beach in long shorts
Notes: Our Badger wanted Cullen, so I bring you a beach vacation from the most magical place in Thedas.
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Title: Where Once There Were Dragons
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bikini-clad sorceress
Notes: Bethany, for the Secret Companion, about to do something terrible and necromantic. On the beach!
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Title: Finally A Warm Day
Fandom: Shadow Unit
Characters: Chaz Villette ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless dweeb in a desert
Notes: In August. In Nevada. He misses the twenty pounds he's never getting back…
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Title: The Rapidly Decreasing Distance Between Monitor Tan and Sunburn
Fandom: The Lone Gunmen
Characters: Richard Langly ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless nerd with a scary-looking energy drink
Notes: Y'all wanted Vexation, so I can only assume that was a request for more of this dweeb. No, don't worry, I'm not going to do another All Langly All The Time month (though you can request that!) but I won't swear you're not getting at least one of the clones!Â
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Title: It's All About the Cinnamons
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Gromph Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Some bare chest and thigh
Notes: Gromph. A cinnamon roll. Interpret as you will.
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Title: Mist[c]akes Were Made
Fandom: Shadow Unit
Characters: Chaz Villette ♂, Schmengy Paws ⚪
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: The shortest shorts, the intersection of cat and cake
Notes: And this, platypus, is why we put the cat on the patio before assembling a cake…
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Title: The Smallest Party in Martinaise
Fandom: Disco Elysium
Characters: Kim Kitsuragi ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: A lit cigarette and half a slice of cake
Notes: For our Kye, the only cop invited to this party. Offscreen, the cop we didn't invite to this party, doing karaoke.
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Title: Submitting to the Inevitable
Fandom: Ostian Adventures
Characters: Iblis ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One semi-shirtless drow
Notes: We have all been the poor bastard just trying to have some cake, while a cat exists nearby. Extra unfortunately for Iblis, this cat is also a goddess who will be having some of that cake.
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