Title: The Broom is for Sweeping
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A wizard in a somewhat skimpy 'sexy witch' costume
Notes: I'm pretty sure this is actually for Kye, but 100% Birb's fault. I think the suggestion was 'Artemis! With a broom! But, you know, like a witch!'
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Title: A Mayor-Approved Harvest Festival
Fandom: Autumn Grove
Characters: Isabelle ♀, Mayor Twinkles ⚪
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Legs below the knees.
Notes: But maybe not the fireflies. Mayor Twinkles is probably going to try to eat those. On the other hand, better the fireflies than the tourists. For those making the easy mistake, the mayor is the cat.
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Title: Artistic Stabbing
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A scantily clad assassin with a jack-o-lantern
Notes: Because when you're carving a pumpkin, you need an elf who's good with a knife. Zevran, for Earl Greyer.
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Title: An Autumn Tale
Fandom: Autumn Grove
Characters: Will Tucker ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless barbarian with scars
Notes: You can't convince me that a culture that practises seasonal human sacrifice and has creepy eldritch deer doesn't have a stag king figure in their mythology. So, uh, omg, a stag king that isn't Carver… Here's Will!
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Title: A Devilish Delight
Fandom: Autumn Grove
Characters: Sage Kirklund ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily clad mage with visible scars
Notes: For our Birb, their very own Sage, looking devilishly good for the holiday!
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Title: Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice
Fandom: Autumn Grove
Characters: Beckett Kirklund ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: There's a lot of skin, but less than you'd see on the average beach
Notes: The poll results demanded Autumn Grove, and most of the AG natives were already in the requests queue for this month, so this is going to get extra weird. But, it's me. It's always extra weird. First up, Beckett, this year's good kitty…
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Title: Theron's Pickled DEEZ NUTZ
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless elf in shorts
Notes: For Kye. This all started with a line about Theron's pickled walnuts, and it all went downhill from there, at the last party. And yes, that weird brownish green is what pickled walnuts look like when they're about half done.
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Title: Don't Lick It
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Peryn ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One man in a well-draped sheet
Notes: Peryn for Earl. He might need the reminder not to get any of that shiny stuff in his mouth.
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Title: A New God's Old Tricks
Fandom: Ostian Adventures
Characters: Iblis ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Best described as 'booty shorts'
Notes: Sometimes, an assassination requires a bit of distraction, first, and let it never be said his holy bureaucrattitude isn't up to the job.
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Title: The Weight of Nothing Overhead
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless drow
Notes: The votes are in, and y'all gave me 'Salt-Mining the Underdark', so it's gonna be salty drow all month, plus this somewhat less salty drow. 'OMG,' you say, 'why is a drow out in the sun? They can't see in sunlight!' Which, yes, but also A) you can't see his other eye and B) it's Jarlaxle, and I promise there are magic items for exactly that.
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