Title: No, the Other Other Screwdriver
Fandom: The Lone Gunmen
Characters: Richard Langly ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless nerd
Notes: Had a three-way tie in the polls this month, and because I'm an asshole, I solved it by picking the one character all those options had in common: Langly. So, you know, you've enabled my birthday present to myself yet moar Langly every Monday, all month, including the Thedosian option and the legendary silverer of the High Wilderness. So, please enjoy my favourite disney princess looking for the other other screwdriver.
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Title: It's Not Bisexuality If It's Mind Control
Fandom: The Lone Gunmen
Characters: John Byers ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Boxers, socks, and necktie
Notes: He'd never once have thought it, if it wasn't for that one time with the psychic (and psycho, if you want Langly's opinion) ex. But, she did, and then he did, and every once in a while, he considers it again. Langly is not drunk enough for Byers's drama-soluble heterosexuality.
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Title: Unsubtle and Unapologetic
Fandom: The Lone Gunmen
Characters: Langly ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bare shoulders and tasteless decor
Notes: It might be a little pink for his usual aesthetic, but hey, it's the distance between here and laid, innit?
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Title: Shitpost Venus
Fandom: The Lone Gunmen
Characters: John Byers ♂
Rating: M N3 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: There's cloth in most of the right places, but not all of them
Notes: You saw this coming. You had to have seen this coming. Shit, I had to make sure I hadn't done it before. Anyway, yes, I did spend two days staring at Botticelli's Birth of Venus for this one, and no, it's not The Same, for a lot of reasons, not least the eggshell. (But, I spent way too long capturing that mostly vacant expression.)
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Title: The Man, The Myth, The… Bunny?
Fandom: Lone Gunmen
Characters: Richard Langly ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings:
Notes: Do not underestimate what this dumbass will do for a story.Â
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Title: Working Man vs Non-Working Parts
Fandom: Lone Gunmen
Characters: Richard Langly ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless dweeb.
Notes: Well, this month's poll came up tied Vexation with Manhammer Does Thedas, from which I could only determine y'all were just thirsty for Langly. I went with Vex, because I had some stupid ideas that came out poorly. But, this one's pretty solid! :D
I'm pretty sure we've all had that moment where you're in the middle of a build and you absolutely have four of those things, and …Â none of them are compatible.
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Title: Better Than a Quasit
Fandom: The Lone Gunmen
Characters: Richard Langly ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless nerd
Notes: We, at the Gazette, are unclear on whether getting one's shoelaces eaten by a badger is preferable to having them eaten by a trash panda, but I'd like to think we're all agreed it's definitely better than anything involving a quasit. For Kye, because Badger.
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Title: Something About Florida
Fandom: The Lone Gunmen
Characters: Richard Langly ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A greasy hacker in a surprisingly tasteful cocktail dress
Notes: I dunno. There's something about Florida. Somebody remind me to set another episode of Vex there.
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Title: He Wouldn't Have Chosen Red
Fandom: The Lone Gunmen
Characters: John Byers ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Byers in an evening gown
Notes: This month's poll came up Vex, so please enjoy the mix of LGM, SU, and one OC with way too many fans. *laughs* First up, Byers, because someone proposed Byers in an evening gown, when I complained my brain was in the off position. Hope this was what they had in mind…
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Title: Space Rabbits, Take 1
Fandom: The Lone Gunmen
Characters: Richard Langly ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Side-butt and really terribly rendered slime
Notes: This could have been better. 2/3 of the way through it, I realised I didn't know how to paint slime, and after two hours, I gave up. Oops. Things to figure out at some point: how do slime.
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