Dec 162009
 

Title: Too Many Fingers, Not Enough Pie [part I]
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Spock, Spock!Prime, Starek, Stavret, Orion Engineers
Rating: M
Warnings: Smut, language, foreign language…
Notes: Another one I started and didn’t finish for the crackmeme. It’s on my queue. I’ll finish it, eventually. OP requested a hand!porn orgy, and I have cheerfully provided.
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Dec 152009
 

Title: Complications in the Head
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Spock, Kirk, Uhura, Scotty, some extras
Rating: M
Warnings: Alien peen, inappropriate use of a bathroom
Notes: For the crackmeme, but you knew that. I used to hang out in this fab gay bar, where there was only one bathroom. It had stalls. Sometimes people got into shenanigans in them, and we’d sit on the sinks and take bets… Of course, I’m the only bloke I know who looks like a twelve-year-old girl, so I kind of miss the single-bathroom theory of design.
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