Apr 242023
 

Title: Gytha's Latest Design
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion , Anton Hawke , Mintaka , Isabela
Rating: T ( L2 N1 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless barbarian, cleavage, short skirt, and an offhand dildo
Notes:
"Oooh, new offhand dildo!"

*thump*

'Is he okay?'

"Oh, get up, Manhammer. It's bludgeoning damage, not piercing damage!"

'Oh, I don't know, I bet you could get some good piercing with this. I've heard Artemis–'

"No, you've heard Cormac. Not another word about my brothers, unless you're going to tell me the lyrium means it'll go through his shield, so you can hit him with it the next time he gets loud."
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Apr 172023
 

Title: Vital Introductions
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion , Anton Hawke , Mintaka , Isabela
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian, some cleavage and thigh
Notes: The drake, you'll notice, is having none of this. Manhammer would like to be having a lot more of it, a lot closer to Isabela.
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May 152018
 

Title: Well Worth Stealing
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Daylen Amell , Isabela
Rating: E ( L0 N4 S3 V0 D0 )
Warnings: 100% smut, unusually het.
Notes: Isabela has no regrets about her choice of prize, after the victory at Dairsmuid. Daylen doesn't have enough brain cells to consider regrets at this time, but it's unlikely he'll have any later. So, you know how I don't do het? Yeah. Assume I still don't do het. Any attempt to use this as leverage will get you blocked.
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May 062018
 

Title: Murdergirlfriends
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leliana , Isabela
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Pretty girls and ridiculous knives
Notes: Leliana and Isabela, now even stabbier. IDFK. You ever have one of those days where you just keep doodling because you're trying to get something out of your system, except you have no fucking idea what it is, so it's like 'nah, not that, maybe this…' but for like thirty fucking hours? Yeah. I'm having one of those.
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Jan 122018
 

Title: A Night on the Docks
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Isabela
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: Oh, yes, this means I have finally gotten off my ass and added Isabela to the list. Which means, yes, Anton/Isabela is finally possible. Did I mention I'll be open for commissions next month? I went with a bit of a nod toward her HoDA outfit, for anyone wondering where the fuck the coat comes in.
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Oct 142016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 31
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke , Isabela , Merrill , Alistair , Kirkwall's Noble Council, Varric ,
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D1)
Warnings: A swift kick and a couple pints of ale
Notes: Unexpected guests from the sea. The noble council is much less amused than Anton and Varric.
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May 022016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 394
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders , Fenris , Artemis Hawke , Cullen , Anton Hawke , Aveline , Isabela , Zevran Arainai , Cormac Hawke
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: A bunch of mouthy sods yapping, get the box of tissues now
Notes: Anders checks on Fenris. Cullen brings word to the people of the changes soon to pass. Some mages decide not to stick around, after all.
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May 022016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 391
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke , Cullen , Varric , Isabela , Aveline , Anton Hawke , Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anders , Fenris ,  Ella , Keran , Ser Marlein , Merrill , Samson , Bethany Hawke ,  Sebastian , Nathaniel Howe ,  Zevran Arainai
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: Cullen tries to come to terms with being Knight-Commander. Sebastian makes an ass of himself. Cormac needs to sit down, now.
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May 022016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 390
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke , Cullen , Varric , Isabela , Aveline , Anton Hawke , Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anders , Fenris ,  Ella , Keran , Ser Marlein , Merrill , Samson , Bethany Hawke ,  Sebastian , Nathaniel Howe ,  Zevran Arainai
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: The cleanup begins. Cormac gets punched a whole lot. Sebastian is entirely irritated by everything.
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