Title: Gytha’s Latest Design
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪, Anton Hawke ♂, Mintaka ⚪, Isabela ♀
Rating: T ( L2 N1 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless barbarian, cleavage, short skirt, and an offhand dildo
"Oooh, new offhand dildo!"
‘Is he okay?’
"Oh, get up, Manhammer. It’s bludgeoning damage, not piercing damage!"
‘Oh, I don’t know, I bet you could get some good piercing with this. I’ve heard Artemis–‘
"No, you’ve heard Cormac. Not another word about my brothers, unless you’re going to tell me the lyrium means it’ll go through his shield, so you can hit him with it the next time he gets loud."