But Is It House-Trained

Title: But Is It House-Trained
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪, Mintaka ⚪, Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes:
"Seriously? A dragon? Indoors?"

"It's a drake. And this is a dog! And this is also my throne room."

"It's a Maker-damned dragon, Hawke. You know what happens when that thing grows up?"

"I feed him twice as much kibble, and stretch a little to reach the chin scritchies."