Mar 242018

Title: Artist Problems, Now With Art
Fandom: None
Characters: Some guy
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: I managed to install a version of the software I'm completely unfamiliar with and about 0.002% of my content library on my laptop. I have none of my save files. I hate this stupid fucking UI. Why is all the skin I can find for these figures (as in I wouldn't have to re-buy it) white? Anyway, I pulled this out of my ass in like 45 minutes, and it's terrible. TEN DAYS OF THIS AAAAAUUUUGH. i can't wait to have my shit back. this is horrible. (Sorry for the art spam! Finally going through the backlog of shit that had to wait because my computer was on fire!)
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Oct 102016

[ Master Post ]
Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 27
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke , some Kirkwall mages
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Discussion of 'smacking darkspawn into other darkspawn' and other magical talents
Notes: Gossip from the Gallows and other magical conversation.
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Dec 012015

Title: A Fight to the Death (17/21)
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Nephele , Frego , some guys
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Naked people, swordfight
Notes: For y!GallerySargantas. Of course, elbowing the prince in the face does not go unremarked. The guards are quick to retaliate, but Frego holds his own with a pair of daggers he liberates during the fight.
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Oct 192014

[ Master Post ]
Title: The Birth of the Sea of Salt
Fandom: Nicoverse
Characters: Gabriel (as Labashi) , Hizkiel (as Harsu) , Kafziel (as Kurigalzu) , Lot & his family
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V1 D1)
Warnings: Objectification of angels, threats of violence, really oblique threats of rape, violent nationalist sentiment, non-explicit mass destruction
Notes: A telling of the fall of Sodom and Gomorrah, from the perspective of the angels. I apologise for the names. Lot's supposed to be Chaldean, and Chaldean names are a pain in my ass to find, but he spent enough time in the Jordan River valley that I can mangle some names for his family. And then I had the bloody stupid idea the angels should be posing as Chaldean merchants… I give up. Also, I like Lot's daughters as self-determined hellraisers, able to make their own decisions and enforce their intent. I think canon supports that. And Gabriel loathing its shell is always hilarious — so, yes, this is really substantially before the fall of Jerusalem. (~2018 BC, maybe?) And if you've got any problems with my geology or geography, keep in mind that historical fiction is still fiction. (And I'm using a trope that's been argued by biblical scholars, which doesn't make it true, but does make it sufficiently popular to base a fictional work upon.)
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Aug 292014

[ Master Post ]
Holy Water, Holy Earth
Fandom: Nicoverse
Characters: Gabriel , Nico , The Magdalenes , Father Peter , Lucian
Rating: T" width="32px" /> (L2 N2 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Blasphemy, naked archangel, horrified priest, way too much pastry
Notes: Lucian gets his ass handed to him (but you should see the other guy). Gabriel is left to clean up the mess. Yes, I will eventually write what actually happened between Michael and Lucian, but that doesn't really go here. Lucian's trying not to get too specific.
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May 172014

Title: The Man Who Invented Himself
Fandom: N/A
Rating: Rating: PG (L0 N1 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Shirtless dude with a paintbrush
Notes: It's for my mum. Yes, I did name it after a Robyn Hitchcock song. And there's no postwork, because I just liked how this came out. (Yeah, ask me about that again, tomorrow… *laughs*)
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Feb 252014

Title: Approximately Mom-thirty
Fandom: Viridian Legacy
Characters: Elena, Rochelle, Miguel
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Small children
Notes: So, not a lot of kids in my work, usually, but Elena has two, so I had to sort of guess what kids around that age look like. Rochelle and Miguel won't appear often, but you know, flavour. Background. Fun fact: when Elena wants both of them, she just shouts 'El', and the two of them come running. I anticipate some hilarious comments from Sebastian, on the subject, at some point. Oh, I think Rochelle is supposed to be seven, here, and Miguel should be five? I don't look at kids. I don't know kids. Somebody tell me if that's anything like right? I think Rochelle might look a little young.
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Jan 292014

Title: Series S: The Meeting (20/22)
Fandom: N/A
Characters: The Collector , Mocker
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: None
Notes: For y!GallerySargantas. Mocker meets with the collector who's been holding a certain of his relations for a couple hundred years, and he brings what he hopes is a suitable exchange. Recognise that drape?
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Jul 272013

Title: Reading to the Cat
Fandom: WoW
Characters: Some random Night Elf , a large black cat
Rating: G- (L0 N1 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Shirtless dude? Insufficiently large ears?
Notes: I haven't played World of Warcraft in like six years, but I just got a bug to see if I could mangle together a Night Elf, for kicks. Clearly, I require more ear morphs, because just… no. No postwork, because I can't be arsed.
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