Fandom: ST TOS
Characters: Spock, Kirk, Scotty
Warnings: Crack. Pigeons.
Notes: This is utter rubbish. tehopheliac gave me a crack!prompt with which to generate her Christmas gift, and it is both late and crap. The pointy!boxers are apparently an actual feature of the new Spock Prime figures, and this was our attempt to explain them. I got nothing.
[=EDIT=] Now with art by @thisfishflies!