Title: The Stretching Swordmaster
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One swording professional in little more than a thong
Notes: Carver, for Badger. What's going on here? No idea. Ridiculous pinup pose is ridiculous.
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Title: The Privilege of Being Right
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪, Ser John ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Nobody is quite dressed, but the attempt has been made. The wine is implied.
Notes: "I told you it wasn't impossible."
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Title: With But a Sword to Guard Your Sword
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: M ( L0 N3 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One elf, wearing nothing but a sword
Notes: Yeah, I know, Theron and swords, as always. I should really do some more Theron and Artie. But, I needed a bit of a change of pace after the like 90% entirely SFW images I've done this year…
Never going to get a break from the sword jokes, tho. Sorry, not sorry.
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Title: A Fall Frolic
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One barely-clad magical bear frolicking in the leaves
Notes: I think this is the third time I've attempted this scene, in the last eight years, and it's still not right, but every time, it's a little closer. *laughs* Cormac, this time for the Secret Companion.
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Title: A Royal Not Yet Lost
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes: …But a good bit of it spent on good wine, which dear Dandelion does not get to drink, however tired of being a pillow she might become.
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Title: Surprise Becattening
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fen'Din Surana ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless elf is shirtless
Notes: That feeling when you're working on something and suddenly catte. Yeah. That one. Fen'Din for Earl Greyer.
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Title: A Wager Made
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪, Ser John ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes:
"Okay, but, it is possible, and I can prove it to you."
'Except you can't, because it isn't. Do you even hear yourself? Even the halla knows that's impossible.'
"Orlesian gold, if you're right. You do whatever I want for the rest of the day, if I'm right."
'You cannot afford an entire royal.'
"Doesn't matter. I'm not wrong."
