Jul 242020
 

Title: Resting Bitchface
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Kimmuriel Oblodra
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: So, for reasons, I needed to add Kimmi to my ready list, and this motherfucker’s got no canon art, so here’s me just… Making Shit Up. Descriptions include ‘handsome’, expressionless’, and ‘soulless’, and I hope I’ve captured at least that much. No postwork, because test.
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May 042020
 

Title: A Difference In the Choice of Swords
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri , Jarlaxle Baenre
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: A commission that was a gift, and I couldn’t post it until it was delivered… Jarlaxle, plz. Are you trying to get stabbed? … … With something metal?
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Feb 142020
 

Title: Sweets for the Sweet
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily clad drow with chocolates
Notes: Hey, if there’s one thing Jarlaxle’s good at, it’s being completely over the top. You have no idea how difficult it was for me not to make this card read ‘Chocolate Salty Balls’. Anyway, another 4×5 valentine for your favourite Forgotten Realms fan.
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Feb 142020
 

Title: Space Hamster Love
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Minsc , Boo
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: So, I’m not even sure what the fuck set this off, but about four hours ago, somebody said something about Minsc and Boo, and now we have a Miniature Giant Space Hamster valentine card, because why work on things I should be doing, when I could just not. *coughcough* Anyway, this would probably look best on a 4×5 index card, should you plan to print one and stick it on somebody’s monitor.
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Dec 262019
 

Title: The Artemeese
Fandom: Forgotten Realms, Magelight Chronicles, Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Entreri , Artemisia , Artemis Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One assassin in slightly less than an entire shirt, less cleavage than you’d see on the evening news
Notes: A wallpaper for @Maverik, my badass co-author, featuring Artemis Entreri, Artemisia, and Artemis Hawke! You will notice a distinct lack of the goddess, here, because neither of us have written her… to my knowledge. On second thought, there may be an extended version of this, next year, with EVEN MORE Artemeese.
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Dec 142019
 

Title: In Keeping With the Season
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One scantily-clad assassin in snow
Notes: If you’re going to keep a poisoned blade, why not do it seasonally! Everyone appreciates a fashionable assassination.
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