Title: A Lust for Power
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Gromph Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Some bare chest and thigh
Notes: His tastes are fairly specific, and all of them are profitable.
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Title: Stranger Still
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Kimmuriel Oblodra ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Drow in a skimpy loincloth, with illithid statues
Notes: The look of a man who was expecting more tentacles…
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Title: Wanna Try Me?
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless drow trash
Notes: "I never try anything. I just do it."
He'll do anything once, and another five times if he likes it.
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Title: Not Another Word
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Gromph Baenre ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A bit of side-butt
Notes: Somewhere, Jarlaxle has opened his mouth, and Gromph already has regrets.
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Title: Assumptions Unravelled
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Kimmuriel Oblodra ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Low-hanging loincloth
Notes: You can't sneak up on a profoundly skilled psion. The door is behind you, do let it hit you in the ass on your way out.
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Title: The Weight of Nothing Overhead
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless drow
Notes: The votes are in, and y'all gave me 'Salt-Mining the Underdark', so it's gonna be salty drow all month, plus this somewhat less salty drow. 'OMG,' you say, 'why is a drow out in the sun? They can't see in sunlight!' Which, yes, but also A) you can't see his other eye and B) it's Jarlaxle, and I promise there are magic items for exactly that.
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Title: The Archmage Who Didn't Ask
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Gromph Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half elf, half fish, no shirt… also no patience
Notes: … your opinion, Jarlaxle. Please envision the world's most annoying rogue, according to 3/3 people who put up with him regularly, standing just out of frame, and having the sorts of opinions he tends to, at the perfect volume to distract anyone but Kimmuriel. Brothers, am I right?
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Title: Not Even Underwater
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half man, half fish, half shirt, now with bonus stabby implements
Notes: He does not like you with a goat / He does not like you in a boat / He does not like you undersea / He does not like you, can't you see? Entreri wouldn't think I was funny, either.
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Title: Soon to be Empty
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Kimmuriel Oblodra ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Half elf, half fish, no shirt. I don't know what that's a glass of, but it sure is purple.
Notes: I'm sure I was making jokes about psionics and fluid dispersal while I was working on this, but now I remember none of them. Suffice to say the glass is no longer full.
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Title: A Pretty Lure
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half-elf, half-fish, half shirt
Notes: Ladles and jellyspoons, it's MerMay. And what does the poll say? You absolute lunatics have asked for the finest fish of the underdark. My co-author Maverik did a memorable lanternfish!Jarlaxle a few years back, so I'm sticking with the theme, here, or at least the lantern.
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