Sep 042023

Title: One Tart, Now Watery
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless drow
Notes: Yeah, I dunno what the fuck happened here, but I'm pretty sure it started somewhere around 'why does he look damp'/"I dunno, but I'm blaming Jarlaxle" during character creation in BG3, and went downhill from there. Jarlaxle, as a watery tart, no swords. There would definitely have been more sword if I'd remembered this wasn't going on Patreon…
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Apr 122023

Title: An Intersection of Assassins
Fandom: Forgotten Realms, Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Entreri , Zevran Arainai
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S1 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless dudes, implied later smut
Notes: I can't brain, this month, so I asked in chat if anyone had any pairings they wanted to see. I got back suggestions for this delightful crossover.
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Dec 282022

Title: The Artemeese (Again)
Fandom: Dragon Age, Magelight Chronicles, Legend of Drizzt
Characters: Artemis Hawke , Artemisia , Artemis Entreri
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily clad beach party gone wrong
Notes: So, a couple of years ago, I did a wallpaper of Artemis, Artemis, and Artemisia, but it didn't come out as well as I'd hoped. So, now, I have done it again, and it's … less terrible.
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Feb 282022

Title: It's Complicated
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: I think that vest is like half a shirt
Notes: I have the feeling this almost has to be the setup for something entirely other. Like an assassination disguised as an accident. Yeah, I dunno. I may take another shot at this, at some point. I just couldn't get the background to do anything I liked.
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