The Other Artemis

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Mar 142024
 

Title: The Other Artemis
Fandom: Dragon Age/Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: E ( L0 N4 S4 V0 D0 )
Warnings: It's porn, lads! Also, consensual breathplay.
Notes: A certain mysterious benefactor commissioned a gift for PillowfortOverlordKye, and I was happy to deliver. Part of a half-assed crossover AU we occasionally kick around at the Gazette, Thedosian Jarlaxle may not get the Artemis he wants, but he can definitely have the one that's hot for his elven c…ulture.
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November Pinup 04 – Gesticulating With Corn

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Nov 282023
 

Title: Gesticulating With Corn
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Shirtless drow, implications of wine
Notes: For Kye, Jarlaxle telling stories about Entreri, over dinner. It's probably Athrogate he's pointing at, like 'You were there! You saw him do it!'
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A Moment's Silence

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Sep 112023
 

Title: A Moment's Silence
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Kimmuriel Oblodra ♂
Rating: M ( L0 N3 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One naked elf
Notes: You can't tell me the most powerful psion in Faerun isn't using that power to convince everyone to leave him the hell alone so he can actually finish a book in one sitting. Is it trashy erotica featuring mind flayers? You'll never know. And if it is, we're all blaming Jarlaxle.
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One Tart, Now Watery

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Sep 042023
 

Title: One Tart, Now Watery
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless drow
Notes: Yeah, I dunno what the fuck happened here, but I'm pretty sure it started somewhere around 'why does he look damp'/"I dunno, but I'm blaming Jarlaxle" during character creation in BG3, and went downhill from there. Jarlaxle, as a watery tart, no swords. There would definitely have been more sword if I'd remembered this wasn't going on Patreon…
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An Intersection of Assassins

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Apr 122023
 

Title: An Intersection of Assassins
Fandom: Forgotten Realms, Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂, Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S1 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless dudes, implied later smut
Notes: I can't brain, this month, so I asked in chat if anyone had any pairings they wanted to see. I got back suggestions for this delightful crossover.
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The Artemeese (Again)

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Dec 282022
 

Title: The Artemeese (Again)
Fandom: Dragon Age, Magelight Chronicles, Legend of Drizzt
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Artemisia ♀, Artemis Entreri ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily clad beach party gone wrong
Notes: So, a couple of years ago, I did a wallpaper of Artemis, Artemis, and Artemisia, but it didn't come out as well as I'd hoped. So, now, I have done it again, and it's … less terrible.
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