Title: It's All About the Cinnamons
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Gromph Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Some bare chest and thigh
Notes: Gromph. A cinnamon roll. Interpret as you will.
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Jul 302026
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Title: The Cake: Is It a Lie?
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Kimmuriel Oblodra ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Drow in a skimpy loincloth, with more side-butt than usual
Notes: Kimmuriel can't stop being suspicious long enough to just eat cake. Which, really, is probably reasonable.
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Jul 062026
Title: The Prize in the King Cake
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Some side-butt, one trashy elf being trashy
Notes: Y'all really thirsty for some drow, huh? For the second month in a row, they topped the polls. And, you know, it's also my birthday this month, and I'll be celebrating obnoxiously all month long.
First up, if any drow was going to jump out of a cake in little more than ribbons, we all know which one that would be.
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Jun 152026
Title: A Lust for Power
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Gromph Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Some bare chest and thigh
Notes: His tastes are fairly specific, and all of them are profitable.
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Jun 082026
Title: Stranger Still
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Kimmuriel Oblodra ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Drow in a skimpy loincloth, with illithid statues
Notes: The look of a man who was expecting more tentacles…
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Jun 012026
Title: Wanna Try Me?
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless drow trash
Notes: "I never try anything. I just do it."
He'll do anything once, and another five times if he likes it.
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Sep 292025
Title: Not Another Word
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Gromph Baenre ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A bit of side-butt
Notes: Somewhere, Jarlaxle has opened his mouth, and Gromph already has regrets.
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Sep 152025
Title: Assumptions Unravelled
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Kimmuriel Oblodra ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Low-hanging loincloth
Notes: You can't sneak up on a profoundly skilled psion. The door is behind you, do let it hit you in the ass on your way out.
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Sep 012025
Title: The Weight of Nothing Overhead
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless drow
Notes: The votes are in, and y'all gave me 'Salt-Mining the Underdark', so it's gonna be salty drow all month, plus this somewhat less salty drow. 'OMG,' you say, 'why is a drow out in the sun? They can't see in sunlight!' Which, yes, but also A) you can't see his other eye and B) it's Jarlaxle, and I promise there are magic items for exactly that.
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May 262025
Title: The Archmage Who Didn't Ask
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Gromph Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half elf, half fish, no shirt… also no patience
Notes: … your opinion, Jarlaxle. Please envision the world's most annoying rogue, according to 3/3 people who put up with him regularly, standing just out of frame, and having the sorts of opinions he tends to, at the perfect volume to distract anyone but Kimmuriel. Brothers, am I right?
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