Title: A Real Card
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless dude
Notes: I mean, it's Jarlaxle. What were you actually expecting?
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Aug 152022
Aug 082022
Title: Bathing Bitchy
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Kimmuriel Oblodra ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A dude in a bath
Notes: Ehh, this could've been better.
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Feb 282022
Title: It's Complicated
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: I think that vest is like half a shirt
Notes: I have the feeling this almost has to be the setup for something entirely other. Like an assassination disguised as an accident. Yeah, I dunno. I may take another shot at this, at some point. I just couldn't get the background to do anything I liked.
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Feb 212022
Title: Say It With Neon
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Kimmuriel Oblodra ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: A glass of wine and a carefully draped sheet
Notes: Neon lights, for those times when you want to say it without saying it. I really have no excuse for this one.
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Feb 142022
Title: Room In This Chair For One
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Gromph Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Another shirtless drow…
Notes: … but that says nothing about the rest of the furnishings.
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Feb 072022
Title: Lovely Decorations
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: DAT ASS. Clothed, but still. One shirtless drow.
Notes: I love all both of you who voted Salt Mining the Underdark for this month's extras. We open with Jarlaxle being… well, Jarlaxle.
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Dec 262021
Title: Too Many Kims
Fandom: Vexation, Forgotten Realms, Disco Elysium
Characters: Kim of Bedlam ♂, Kimmuriel Oblodra ♂, Kim Kitsuragi ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Side-butt and shirtless drow. Also, the POWER EYEBROW OF AUTHORITY
Notes: 2021's Boxing Day Wallpaper!
Three of the five Kims in my current working set, two canonically expressionless and one with the Power Eyebrow of Authority. Left to right: Kim of Bedlam, Kimmuriel Oblodra, and Kim Kitsuragi.
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Jul 222021
Title: Brothers in Sass and Salt
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂, Gromph Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One scantily-clad drow
Notes: Yeah, I'm not clear on what happened here, because heat exhaustion is a way of life around here, but somebody said something and then I was threatening to do Gromph pinups, which required me to add the archmage in question to my stack of drow. Left Jarlaxle, right Gromph, no postwork.
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Jan 242021
Title: Naked Judgement
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Kimmuriel Oblodra ♂
Rating: M ( L0 N3 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: It's a naked drow and should be regarded as such
Notes: So, I don't know what the fuck happened. Somebody said naked Kimmuriel, and two hours later, here we are. You'll notice he barely has a facial expression. That's intentional, as he's frequently described as expressionless. He's still judging you. You may also notice there's no postwork, and that's because this is basically just a doodle, and I don't care enough.
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Nov 012020
Title: A Sharp Wind
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Nasim al Sahrawi ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A partially-shirtless blue dude
Notes: A commission for 
Earl_Greyer of an Air Genasi from Calimport, by the name of Nasim al Sahrawi.
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