Title: Shameless Majesty
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Gromph Baenre ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Some bare chest, the long skirt equivalent of a small thong
Notes: An angry wizard needs no pants! just ask anders
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Title: A Moment's Silence
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Kimmuriel Oblodra ♂
Rating: M ( L0 N3 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One naked elf
Notes: You can't tell me the most powerful psion in Faerun isn't using that power to convince everyone to leave him the hell alone so he can actually finish a book in one sitting. Is it trashy erotica featuring mind flayers? You'll never know. And if it is, we're all blaming Jarlaxle.
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Title: One Tart, Now Watery
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless drow
Notes: Yeah, I dunno what the fuck happened here, but I'm pretty sure it started somewhere around 'why does he look damp'/"I dunno, but I'm blaming Jarlaxle" during character creation in BG3, and went downhill from there. Jarlaxle, as a watery tart, no swords. There would definitely have been more sword if I'd remembered this wasn't going on Patreon…
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Title: The Face Says No, But…
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless merman and one almost-shirtless merman
Notes: … the tail also says no. Some underwater Faerûnian nonsense for 
Sass.Â
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Title: An Intersection of Assassins
Fandom: Forgotten Realms, Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂, Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S1 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless dudes, implied later smut
Notes: I can't brain, this month, so I asked in chat if anyone had any pairings they wanted to see. I got back suggestions for this delightful crossover.
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Title: The Artemeese (Again)
Fandom: Dragon Age, Magelight Chronicles, Legend of Drizzt
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Artemisia ♀, Artemis Entreri ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily clad beach party gone wrong
Notes: So, a couple of years ago, I did a wallpaper of Artemis, Artemis, and Artemisia, but it didn't come out as well as I'd hoped. So, now, I have done it again, and it's … less terrible.
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Title: The Hat Came Back
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One butt cheek
Notes: Artemis Entreri had problems of his own / but he had a purple hat that wouldn't leave him alone… I refuse to apologise for any of this.
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Title: Magic, Objectified
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Gromph Baenre ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One scantily-clad wizard casting spells
Notes: I have no idea. It was like three in the morning, and this was what my brain delivered for 'trashy archmage'.
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Title: A Real Card
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless dude
Notes: I mean, it's Jarlaxle. What were you actually expecting?
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Title: Bathing Bitchy
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Kimmuriel Oblodra ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A dude in a bath
Notes: Ehh, this could've been better.
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