Jul 312015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 155
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders , Cormac Hawke
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Klismaphilia, the internet is for porn, Anders is not okay, Cormac really isn’t either
Notes: And everything falls apart… (And Cormac learns not to drink an entire pot of tea, before one of those potions.)
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Jul 312015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 154
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders , Cormac Hawke
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Klismaphilia, the internet is for porn, Anders is not okay, Cormac really isn’t either
Notes: Anders isn’t quite himself. Cormac struggles to keep up.
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Jul 312015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 153
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders , Cormac Hawke
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Klismaphilia, floriography, the internet is for porn
Notes: Anders decides he’s actually serious. Cormac’s unsure about this whole thing, but if Anders wants it, he’ll do it.
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Jul 312015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 152
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders , Cormac Hawke , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke
Rating: M (L3 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Implied klismaphilia, discussion of future smut; anti-Fereldan sentiment, ANTON NO, BETHY EXTRA NO, too much dog
Notes: Cormac and Anders have an almost-serious conversation. Bethany finds something extremely disappointing in her wardrobe.
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Jul 312015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 150
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders , Fenris ,  Serendipity , Madame Lusine
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Incidentally in a brothel
Notes: Fenris needs a favour from Anders.
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Jul 312015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 149
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen , Anton Hawke , Isabela , Merrill , Bethany Hawke , Anders , Artemis Hawke , Fenris ,  Mia , Cormac Hawke ,
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Magic at a templar party, threats of doom
Notes: A demonstration of magic. A demonstration of power. A demonstration of cheesy romance-novel sensibilities.
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Jul 312015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 148
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen , Anton Hawke , Mia , Cullen’s Mum , Cormac Hawke , Anders , Isabela , Merrill , Bethany Hawke ,  Sebastian , Carver Hawke , Serendipity
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Bad ideas, worse ideas, horse jokes, Anders pretends he’s fine
Notes: Sisters and bad ideas. Anders wishes Cullen wasn’t so okay with this proposition.
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Jul 312015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 147
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Isabela , Branson , Cullen , Anton Hawke , Mia , Cullen’s Mum , Artemis Hawke , Fenris , Cormac Hawke , Anders , Bethany Hawke ,  Sebastian , Carver Hawke , Varric , Serendipity
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Branson meets the Stallion, ANTON NO, heroic entrances, religious humour
Notes: Isabela wins again. Oh, and Anton and Cullen get married.
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Jul 312015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 146
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen , Branson , Fenris , Isabela , Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Anders , Jethann
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D1)
Warnings: Threats of impending doom for all, jokes about pee, ANTON NO, Isabela… maybe?
Notes: Observations on brothers and brotherhood.
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