[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 155
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Klismaphilia, the internet is for porn, Anders is not okay, Cormac really isn't either
Notes: And everything falls apart… (And Cormac learns not to drink an entire pot of tea, before one of those potions.)
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 154
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Klismaphilia, the internet is for porn, Anders is not okay, Cormac really isn't either
Notes: Anders isn't quite himself. Cormac struggles to keep up.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 153
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Klismaphilia, floriography, the internet is for porn
Notes: Anders decides he's actually serious. Cormac's unsure about this whole thing, but if Anders wants it, he'll do it.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 152
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: M (L3 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Implied klismaphilia, discussion of future smut; anti-Fereldan sentiment, ANTON NO, BETHY EXTRA NO, too much dog
Notes: Cormac and Anders have an almost-serious conversation. Bethany finds something extremely disappointing in her wardrobe.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 151
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical Tevinter bullshit
Notes: Fenris and Anders discover some unpleasant secrets.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 150
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Serendipity ⚧, Madame Lusine ♀
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Incidentally in a brothel
Notes: Fenris needs a favour from Anders.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 149
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Mia ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂,
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Magic at a templar party, threats of doom
Notes: A demonstration of magic. A demonstration of power. A demonstration of cheesy romance-novel sensibilities.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 148
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Mia ♀, Cullen's Mum ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Bad ideas, worse ideas, horse jokes, Anders pretends he's fine
Notes: Sisters and bad ideas. Anders wishes Cullen wasn't so okay with this proposition.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 147
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Isabela ♀, Branson ♂, Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Mia ♀, Cullen's Mum ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Varric ♂, Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Branson meets the Stallion, ANTON NO, heroic entrances, religious humour
Notes: Isabela wins again. Oh, and Anton and Cullen get married.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 146
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Branson ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Jethann ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0Â V1 D1)
Warnings: Threats of impending doom for all, jokes about pee, ANTON NO, Isabela… maybe?
Notes: Observations on brothers and brotherhood.
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