Oct 142016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 31
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke , Isabela , Merrill , Alistair , Kirkwall’s Noble Council, Varric ,
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D1)
Warnings: A swift kick and a couple pints of ale
Notes: Unexpected guests from the sea. The noble council is much less amused than Anton and Varric.
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Oct 092016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 26
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varania , Fenris , Artemis Hawke , Theron Mahariel ,  Paivel , Varric
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Halla jokes
Notes: Further celebration. Theron tells a secret. Fenris tells tales.
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Oct 082016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 25
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kallian Tabris , Varania , Merrill , Fenris , Artemis Hawke , Theron Mahariel , Varric
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Sword jokes and actual swording
Notes: Cake and a friendly duel.
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Oct 082016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 24
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Natia Brosca , Varania , Merrill , Fenris , Artemis Hawke , Theron Mahariel , Varric
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Lacy smalls and sword jokes
Notes: Theron has a birthday.
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Oct 062016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 18
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric , Theron Mahariel , Kallian Tabris
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: A well-deserved ass-kicking
Notes: Theron and Kalli continue to explain elven culture to Varric. And then someone gets punched in the face. Several someones.
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Oct 062016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 17
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric , Theron Mahariel , Kallian Tabris
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Politics and frilly smalls
Notes: Varric tries to write about elves. Learning about elven culture from Theron and Kalli might not be the best choice, though.
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Jun 222016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 6
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Aveline , Serendipity , Merrill , Varric , Gamlen Amell , Charade , Fenris , Ser Thrask , Cullen
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: An abundance of dick jokes
Notes: A celebration of the election of the new Viscount of Kirkwall. Drunken meat jokes in abundance.
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Jun 222016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Assing it Up: Three Years in Kirkwall
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Aveline , Varric
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Varric uses words.
Notes: After the Chantry comes down, the Hawkes are left to help Kirkwall recover, but without one of their own. The circle needs a new First Enchanter; the city needs a viscount and a grand cleric; the bulk of the population needs help rebuilding and repairing the damage from decades of neglect. And Sebastian returns to Starkhaven, to plot his revenge.
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May 022016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 391
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke , Cullen , Varric , Isabela , Aveline , Anton Hawke , Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anders , Fenris ,  Ella , Keran , Ser Marlein , Merrill , Samson , Bethany Hawke ,  Sebastian , Nathaniel Howe ,  Zevran Arainai
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: Cullen tries to come to terms with being Knight-Commander. Sebastian makes an ass of himself. Cormac needs to sit down, now.
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