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Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 31
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Alistair ♂, Kirkwall's Noble Council, Varric ♂,
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D1)
Warnings: A swift kick and a couple pints of ale
Notes: Unexpected guests from the sea. The noble council is much less amused than Anton and Varric.
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Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 26
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varania ♀, Fenris ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Paivel ♂, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Halla jokes
Notes: Further celebration. Theron tells a secret. Fenris tells tales.
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Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 25
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kallian Tabris ♀, Varania ♀, Merrill ♀, Fenris ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Sword jokes and actual swording
Notes: Cake and a friendly duel.
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Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 24
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Natia Brosca ♀, Varania ♀, Merrill ♀, Fenris ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Lacy smalls and sword jokes
Notes: Theron has a birthday.
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Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 18
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: A well-deserved ass-kicking
Notes: Theron and Kalli continue to explain elven culture to Varric. And then someone gets punched in the face. Several someones.
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Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 17
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Politics and frilly smalls
Notes: Varric tries to write about elves. Learning about elven culture from Theron and Kalli might not be the best choice, though.
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Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 6
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Serendipity ⚧, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂, Gamlen Amell ♂, Charade ♀, Fenris ♂, Ser Thrask ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: An abundance of dick jokes
Notes: A celebration of the election of the new Viscount of Kirkwall. Drunken meat jokes in abundance.
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Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 2
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Madame Lusine ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Varric ♂
Rating:Â G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Politics, a bit of drinking
Notes: The debates begin! Anton vs Madame Lusine.
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Title: Assing it Up: Three Years in Kirkwall
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Aveline ♀, Varric ♂
Rating:Â G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Varric uses words.
Notes: After the Chantry comes down, the Hawkes are left to help Kirkwall recover, but without one of their own. The circle needs a new First Enchanter; the city needs a viscount and a grand cleric; the bulk of the population needs help rebuilding and repairing the damage from decades of neglect. And Sebastian returns to Starkhaven, to plot his revenge.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 391
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Isabela ♀, Aveline ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Ella ♀, Keran ♂, Ser Marlein ♀, Merrill ♀, Samson ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Nathaniel Howe ♂, Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: Cullen tries to come to terms with being Knight-Commander. Sebastian makes an ass of himself. Cormac needs to sit down, now.
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