Mar 242018

Title: Artist Problems, Now With Art
Fandom: None
Characters: Some guy
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: I managed to install a version of the software I’m completely unfamiliar with and about 0.002% of my content library on my laptop. I have none of my save files. I hate this stupid fucking UI. Why is all the skin I can find for these figures (as in I wouldn’t have to re-buy it) white? Anyway, I pulled this out of my ass in like 45 minutes, and it’s terrible. TEN DAYS OF THIS AAAAAUUUUGH. i can’t wait to have my shit back. this is horrible. (Sorry for the art spam! Finally going through the backlog of shit that had to wait because my computer was on fire!)
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Sep 172014

Title: Nicholas Darby, Raver Messiah – Master Post
Fandom: Nicoverse
Characters: Nico, the Magdalenes, a bunch of angels, some regular folks
Rating: Rating: G to Rating: R
Warnings: Blasphemy. Lots of it. Kneecap-busting club-kid amazons. Naked dudes. Malleable genders. Sugar as the root power of all things good and right.
Notes: It’s the 21st century, and Christ has returned. As a rave DJ, with a taste for happy hardcore, by the name of Nicholas Darby. Surrounding himself with a highly-skilled team of women, a few angels, and selected members of his city’s homeless population, he devotes himself to charity, good works, better parties, and building a social framework that will provide for all humankind.

Art is ordered by creation date. Fic is… I’m trying to get it into actual chronological order of the stories, but I have no idea when most of them happen, except vaguely in relation to each other. (See also: how old is Nico? What year is it?)
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Jul 302014

Title: Nico – Test
Fandom: Nicoverse
Characters: Nicholas Darby/Nico
Rating: Rating: PG (L0 N1 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: An awesome fishnet shirt
Notes: No post, because it’s a test shot, so the seams are missing from the fishnet. I know that. Nico’s supposed to be the sassy raver reincarnation of Christ. Take that as you will. He likes teal and purple and heavy gold bangles. He bleaches his hair. He turns water into Smirnoff Ice. Being a demigod doesn’t mean you don’t get to have style, after all.
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Jul 242014

Title: Love and Death
Fandom: Ostian Adventures
Characters: Mihr , Mairyah
Rating: Rating: PG (L0 N1 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Low neckline?
Notes: Mairyah’s face and I… I could do an entire series of Mairyah making weird faces. I actually might do that. Mihr got changed around a little. Closer to the Mihr in my head than the Mihr I described in canon. She’s SO CUTE. OH MY GOD, WHY DID I NOT DO THIS YEARS AGO.
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Jul 222014

Title: Fury and Retribution – Test
Fandom: Ostian Adventures
Characters: Dahak , Iblis
Rating: T" width="32px" /> (L0 N1 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: A half-naked barbarian demigod, covered in blood, swinging an axe.
Notes: My first OA post in like a billion years. I was considering having a nap and posting when I woke up, but then the sky cracked open like it was struck by the hammer of an angry god, so I got the fuck out of bed and finished what I was doing. The Lord of Frenzy and the Father of Retribution. Neither of whom I was ever arsed to depict, before this. I’m not real thrilled with how light Dahak’s skin came out. He’s supposed to be a non-metallic gold, and he just looks like a white dude with a tan. Might be the blood throwing off my perception of colour. No post, because I’m a lazy sod, and I don’t do post on test shots. If you’re only seeing one of them, it’s Iblis. Click through for Dahak.
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Jun 272014

Title: Hyperbolica: Goddess of Exaggerated States
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Hyperbolica
Rating: Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: None
Notes: I did this with no references, in about fifteen hours. I know it’s busted, and I will do another version, once I have some pictures to work from. Happy birthday, mum! (And I know you’re wondering what the hell is with the lack of exaggerated anything in this image, but that would take like three pages of context, and I just don’t have it in me, right this second.)
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Apr 092014

Title: Lysimachus – Test
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Lysimachus
Rating: Rating: <span style=T" src="" width="32px" /> (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Naked naiad with an awful lot of hair.
Notes: So, I was reading a whole lot about people of colour in Greek and Roman art, and then I went to sleep and I had this completely weird dream, in which Charybdis was stealing the genes of the sailors she swallowed, and vomiting up mix and match children, who were all part-naiad, like their mother. And then art while low blood sugar. *laughs* Anyway, here’s Lysimachus, bastard son of Charybdis and a ship full of Lydian traders. No postwork, only half a brain.
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Apr 042014

Title: A Scholarly Debate
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Cædmon , Drost
Rating: Rating: <span style=T" src="" width="32px" /> (L0 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: A whole lot of facepunching.
Notes: So, you know me and academia. *snrk* I know I’ve introduced these two before, but I’ll do it again. Cædmon is a scholar, above all things, but he’s very much an outdoor sort of scholar. A student of the wild, an archaeologist, an anthropologist, and a shaman. He’s one of a coterie of nerds from the lesser houses of Summer, who’s managed to stumble into a spot as one of the court historians. Drost, of course, is essentially his Winter counterpart. More an indoor wizard, than an outdoor shaman, Drost tends heavily toward book-learning. Languages, written histories, art history, and architecture are his preferred fields. Needless to say, their fields overlap. And there is usually a war on. But, scholars have never needed politics for times like these — just egos. (Reposted because I’m an idiot and included the unedited image the first time…)
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Mar 312014

Title: Living Dolls
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Emmett , Artemisia
Rating: G- (L0 N1 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: There’s a lot of skin.
Notes: He’s a bronze-boned, steam-powered android, given life by the Hebrew word etched in his forehead, underneath his worn artificial skin. She’s a golem, raised in plague-ridden Venice, from the blood of seven camels, magic, and spare parts. Why I’ve never gotten my golems in the same image, until now, just escapes me. Anyway, boxed dolls on the window shelf coming to life while no-one’s looking. Why? Because once I saw it, I couldn’t make it go away.
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