Nov 182024
 

Title: The Privilege of Being Right
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion , Ser John
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Nobody is quite dressed, but the attempt has been made. The wine is implied.
Notes: "I told you it wasn't impossible."
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Nov 042024
 

Title: A Wager Made
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion , Ser John
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes:

"Okay, but, it is possible, and I can prove it to you."

'Except you can't, because it isn't. Do you even hear yourself? Even the halla knows that's impossible.'

"Orlesian gold, if you're right. You do whatever I want for the rest of the day, if I'm right."

'You cannot afford an entire royal.'

"Doesn't matter. I'm not wrong."

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Jul 242023
 

Title: Whose Breakfast?
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion , Ser John
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes:

"What even– You know what? Don't tell me. Did you want help with that?"

'No, I'm just lying here for my health. Get the basket before she figures out it's there.'

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Mar 282022
 

Title: Now With Added Paladin
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , John Byers , Princess Dandelion (a halla)
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian
Notes: Templar, technically, but it's totally a paladin spec. Back to the road. Back to discussions of magic and the state of the world, now with other human commentary.
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Mar 212022
 

Title: That's Not What It Says
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , John Byers , Princess Dandelion (a halla)
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian
Notes: Not the first time Manhammer has had this argument, and probably not the last…
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Mar 142022
 

Title: Worse Than Bandits
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , John Byers , Princess Dandelion (a halla)
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian and a drawn sword
Notes: What's worse than bandits on a lonely Thedosian road? Well, if you're a mage, Templars!
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