Title: Several Bottles Later
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪, Ser John ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian and shirtless friend
Notes: And in the end, everyone's gotten what they deserved. One templar knocked down a peg, one southern barbarian with a hangover and a crick in his back.
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Title: The Privilege of Being Right
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪, Ser John ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Nobody is quite dressed, but the attempt has been made. The wine is implied.
Notes: "I told you it wasn't impossible."
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Title: A Wager Made
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪, Ser John ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes:
"Okay, but, it is possible, and I can prove it to you."
'Except you can't, because it isn't. Do you even hear yourself? Even the halla knows that's impossible.'
"Orlesian gold, if you're right. You do whatever I want for the rest of the day, if I'm right."
'You cannot afford an entire royal.'
"Doesn't matter. I'm not wrong."
Title: The Vigil
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Ser John ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: Just waiting for the final blessing…
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Title: The Water's Fine
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Ser John ♂, Ser Peryn ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One dude in a loincloth
Notes: 'No, thanks! I'm good! Over here. Fully dressed.'
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Title: Whose Breakfast?
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪, Ser John ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes:
"What even– You know what? Don't tell me. Did you want help with that?"
'No, I'm just lying here for my health. Get the basket before she figures out it's there.'
Title: Tasteful, But Still Tasty
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Ser Byers ♂, Ser Peryn ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless dude and some side-butt
Notes: As promised, Byers takes Peryn shopping for something more … appropriately Fereldan
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Title: Fashion vs Function
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Kinnon ♂, Ser Byers ♂, Lord Manhammer ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless dude
Notes:
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Title: Now With Added Paladin
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, John Byers ♂, Princess Dandelion (a halla)
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian
Notes: Templar, technically, but it's totally a paladin spec. Back to the road. Back to discussions of magic and the state of the world, now with other human commentary.
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Title: That's Not What It Says
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, John Byers ♂, Princess Dandelion (a halla)
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian
Notes: Not the first time Manhammer has had this argument, and probably not the last…
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