Whose Breakfast?

Title: Whose Breakfast?
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪, Ser John ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes:

"What even– You know what? Don't tell me. Did you want help with that?"

'No, I'm just lying here for my health. Get the basket before she figures out it's there.'