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Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 30
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Orana ♀, Evantia ♀, Varania ♀
Rating: T (L2 N1 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Shirtless Fenris, sibling rivalry
Notes: A visit from Varania, who is everything a sister should be.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 26
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varania ♀, Fenris ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Paivel ♂, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Halla jokes
Notes: Further celebration. Theron tells a secret. Fenris tells tales.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 25
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kallian Tabris ♀, Varania ♀, Merrill ♀, Fenris ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Sword jokes and actual swording
Notes: Cake and a friendly duel.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 24
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Natia Brosca ♀, Varania ♀, Merrill ♀, Fenris ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Lacy smalls and sword jokes
Notes: Theron has a birthday.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 22
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Ella ♀, Merrill ♀, Varania ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Lacy underthings and phylacteries
Notes: Shopping for gifts. More talk of phylacteries, and some talk of gentlemen in lacy underthings.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 12
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Varania ♀, Fran ♀, Xenon the Antiquarian ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: A few colourful turns of phrase
Notes: Checking in with our friends in the Anderfels. Also, introducing the Black Emporium.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 362
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Varania ♀, Paivel ♂, Gytha ♀, Theron Mahariel ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Discussions of hot Hawke-on-Hawke action, implied groping
Notes: Conversations with Bethany, who knows and sees all things.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 358
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Varania ♀, Natia Brosca ♀, Gytha ♀, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Inappropriate sausage humour, codpieces, Sebastian is much too drunk for this party, more flagpole jokes
Notes: Sebastian, no! Anton and Anders to the rescue. Natia has her eye on a particular brother.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 357
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Varania ♀, Paivel ♂, Natia Brosca ♀, Gytha ♀, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Inappropriate sausage humour, codpieces, Sebastian is much too drunk for this party
Notes: Anton vs. Orlais. Fine elven craftsmanship. The introduction of Andrastian sausage. Varric to the rescue.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 354
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Varania ♀, Paivel ♂, Serendipity ⚧, Gytha ♀, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Inappropriate sausage humour, codpieces
Notes: Paivel annoys Sebastian. Certain parties sneak off to better enjoy the sausage privately.
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