Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 353

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Apr 292016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 353
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Varania ♀, Paivel ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Inappropriate sausage humour, codpieces, more appalling Page Six jokes
Notes: More fun with sausage jokes. Varania brings a date. Fenris is less than thrilled with any of these turns of events.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 336

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Feb 202016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 336
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Varania ♀, Theron Mahariel ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀
Rating: T (L2 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Artie looks good in a corset, Theron looks better in those smalls, accusations and objectification from total strangers
Notes: Artemis goes shopping for lacy underthings, and winds up with twice the entourage he actually brought along. Page Six continues to haunt our heroes.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 313

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Jan 202016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 313
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Varania ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Awkward family time, minor injuries, vomit mentions
Notes: More speculation, and very few conclusions.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 312

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Jan 202016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 312
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Varania ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Awkward family time, bad decisions, vomit mentions
Notes: Stupid and dangerous adventures in magic and the Fade.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 311

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Jan 202016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 311
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Varania ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Awkward family time gets more awkward
Notes: The sound of magic, and a desire to pursue the improbable.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 281

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Dec 292015
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 281
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂,  Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Varania ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Small children, sibling rivalry, a discussion of corsetry
Notes: Varania is reunited with her elflets. Cormac is there to make everything comedic and horrifying.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 256

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Nov 282015
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 256
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varania ♀, Merrill ♀, Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, mentions of children
Notes: Varania tells Merrill her story. Merrill talks about Carver's … 'swording'. Carver is less than enthused.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 210

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Sep 262015
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 210
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Donnic ♂, Fenris ♂, Gytha ♀, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Sebastian ♂, Varric ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Meredith ♀, Varania ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D1)
Warnings: Family arguments, brotherly facepunching
Notes: And now, the moment you've all been waiting for… We said there was a wedding in here, somewhere!
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 209

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Sep 262015
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 209
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Sebastian ♂, Varric ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀, Varania ♀
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D1)
Warnings: Cormac-typical violence, blood and guts
Notes: Hawke wedding disasters, volume two. Fire and mayhem.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 208

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Sep 262015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 208
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Sebastian ♂, Varric ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀, Gytha ♀, Orana ♀, Varania ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Dick jokes, dad jokes, brotherly ribbing
Notes: Artie, stop tidying things into oblivion. You're supposed to be getting married.
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