Title: Step and Turn
Notes: This is the first villanelle I have ever been arsed to write. Figured I should get off my ass and write something that wasn’t a sonnet, for a change.
Title: Twelve Green Bottles
Warnings: the foolishness of a decade
Notes: For the Snowbringer, my dearest Romulan Suicide. You know the story, but I still tell it better. And I definitely prefer the current non-aggression pact to the … rather open hostilities of the first few years.
Fandom: ST TOS
Characters: Spock, Kirk, Scotty
Warnings: Crack. Pigeons.
Notes: This is utter rubbish. tehopheliac gave me a crack!prompt with which to generate her Christmas gift, and it is both late and crap. The pointy!boxers are apparently an actual feature of the new Spock Prime figures, and this was our attempt to explain them. I got nothing.
[=EDIT=] Now with art by @thisfishflies!