Mar 142024
 

Title: The Other Artemis
Fandom: Dragon Age/Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Hawke , Jarlaxle Baenre
Rating: E ( L0 N4 S4 V0 D0 )
Warnings: It's porn, lads! Also, consensual breathplay.
Notes: A certain mysterioubenefactor commissioned a gift for PillowfortOverlordKye, and I was happy to deliver. Part of a half-assed crossover AU we occasionally kick around at the Gazette, Thedosian Jarlaxle may not get the Artemis he wants, but he can definitely have the one that's hot for his elven c…ulture.
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Dec 132023
 

Title: A Demonstration of Fact
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A sliver of thigh, miniskirt and tall boots
Notes: You didn't think we'd get through a year without Artie and some halla, did you? Lord Halla is still not a Halla.
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Dec 082023
 

Title: The Sacksmas Goose (For Which I Offer No Apology)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke , Horrible Goose
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily clad mage showing some side-butt
Notes: It is a horrible holiday, and you are a festive goose. … No, wait…
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Dec 032023
 

Title: A Pause for Compliments
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Side-butt
Notes: Someone's obviously noticed that Artie dressed up for the occasion. That corset is so classic, I have to remember to put him in it more often.
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Dec 282022
 

Title: The Artemeese (Again)
Fandom: Dragon Age, Magelight Chronicles, Legend of Drizzt
Characters: Artemis Hawke , Artemisia , Artemis Entreri
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily clad beach party gone wrong
Notes: So, a couple of years ago, I did a wallpaper of Artemis, Artemis, and Artemisia, but it didn't come out as well as I'd hoped. So, now, I have done it again, and it's … less terrible.
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Dec 242022
 

Title: Some Kind of Bird Mage
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: almost-bare chest and weird magical booze
Notes: Disney princess Artie is back for another tropical holiday! And like we said in chat, I think this is the absolutely butchest he's ever looked.
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