Dec 062024
 

Title: All Wrapped Up
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: The David Bowie of Kirkwall in a mini-dress
Notes: Artie's got everything neatly wrapped, and he might even have figured out fancy bows, instead of letting Orana tie them for him!
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Aug 132024
 

Title: A Weakness for Wolves
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily-clad mage, chest and a lot of thigh, some side-butt
Notes: The guy who hit on two out of three Fens, and would have made a pass at the third, if we'd ever finished the story… For the Secret Companion.

Ugh. I absolutely give up on trying to recreate those wolf statues from the Exalted Plains.
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Mar 142024
 

Title: The Other Artemis
Fandom: Dragon Age/Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Hawke , Jarlaxle Baenre
Rating: E ( L0 N4 S4 V0 D0 )
Warnings: It's porn, lads! Also, consensual breathplay.
Notes: A certain mysterioubenefactor commissioned a gift for PillowfortOverlordKye, and I was happy to deliver. Part of a half-assed crossover AU we occasionally kick around at the Gazette, Thedosian Jarlaxle may not get the Artemis he wants, but he can definitely have the one that's hot for his elven c…ulture.
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Dec 132023
 

Title: A Demonstration of Fact
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A sliver of thigh, miniskirt and tall boots
Notes: You didn't think we'd get through a year without Artie and some halla, did you? Lord Halla is still not a Halla.
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Dec 082023
 

Title: The Sacksmas Goose (For Which I Offer No Apology)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke , Horrible Goose
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily clad mage showing some side-butt
Notes: It is a horrible holiday, and you are a festive goose. … No, wait…
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Dec 032023
 

Title: A Pause for Compliments
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Side-butt
Notes: Someone's obviously noticed that Artie dressed up for the occasion. That corset is so classic, I have to remember to put him in it more often.
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