Title: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Halla
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One scantily-clad mage
Notes: How have I not done this until now? I dunno. But this is what happens when the mages in the party get bored.
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Title: Expanding His Talents
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Naked ice statues, no junk, lots of butts.
Notes: And probably some butts! We've been too long without Artemis and ice statues… This is the better version of this image.
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Title: All Wrapped Up
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: The David Bowie of Kirkwall in a mini-dress
Notes: Artie's got everything neatly wrapped, and he might even have figured out fancy bows, instead of letting Orana tie them for him!
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Title: The Winey Hawke
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: A punchbowl of wine and dat ass
Notes: "That's not an improvement, Varric!"
Artemis has started the party. Now it just needs more elves.
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Title: A Weakness for Wolves
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily-clad mage, chest and a lot of thigh, some side-butt
Notes: The guy who hit on two out of three Fens, and would have made a pass at the third, if we'd ever finished the story… For the Secret Companion.
Ugh. I absolutely give up on trying to recreate those wolf statues from the Exalted Plains.
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Title: Fruitcake, Extra Nuts
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Possibly excessive buttcheek
Notes: For Nava, probably the nuttiest fruit in Rhapsody, with a new colour for the corset everyone loves him in.
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Title: The Other Artemis
Fandom: Dragon Age/Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: E ( L0 N4 S4 V0 D0 )
Warnings: It's porn, lads! Also, consensual breathplay.
Notes: A certain mysterious benefactor commissioned a gift for 
OverlordKye, and I was happy to deliver. Part of a half-assed crossover AU we occasionally kick around at the Gazette, Thedosian Jarlaxle may not get the Artemis he wants, but he can definitely have the one that's hot for his elven c…ulture.
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Title: Polite Disinterest
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Corset-clad mage
Notes: Koalas are unimpressed by peppermint. Artie is just unimpressed.
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Title: A Problem For tomorrow!Me
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: A fountain of punch and the hottest ass in Thedas
Notes: Is it really Advent, if Artie isn't experiencing way too much punch?
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Title: A Demonstration of Fact
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A sliver of thigh, miniskirt and tall boots
Notes: You didn't think we'd get through a year without Artie and some halla, did you? Lord Halla is still not a Halla.
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