Title: But It's Lopsided!
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Bikini-clad mage at a tiki bar
Notes: It's Artie. Everything has to be straight except him.
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Dec 162025
Title: Off to a Precarious Start
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Some surprisingly tasteful lingerie, a bottle of wine, and broken Christmas ornaments
Notes: Artie's just going to take a minute (and a drink) before he tries that again. That and someone with shoes has to get a dustpan.
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Dec 112025
Title: For They're Getting Dull…
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A whole lot of inner thigh and frilly underthings.
Notes: It's Artemis. At least there's not wine in the bottle. I wonder if you can mage-wax metal…
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Dec 062025
Title: A Fondness for Things That Like Apples
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One mostly-shirtless mage
Notes: One of these years, I will make a halla that doesn't look like a wet towel, but it will not be this year. Lord Halla and an actual halla, just to demonstrate the difference. Next up, 'I'm not the halla in this relationship! He's the one who likes apples!'
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Dec 012025
Title: A Crown of Winter Flowers
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: One wine-drinking mage in booty shorts
Notes: Advent begins! First up, we have Artemis, just in time for Mav's birthday!
This year, we've got an Unexpected Advent, because every time I looked at the poll results, the top five were completely different. It was a close one, this year, but your love of the Hawke brothers won out.
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Oct 212025
Title: The Broom is for Sweeping
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A wizard in a somewhat skimpy 'sexy witch' costume
Notes: I'm pretty sure this is actually for Kye, but 100% Birb's fault. I think the suggestion was 'Artemis! With a broom! But, you know, like a witch!'
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Sep 302025
Title: Inviting Indulgence
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: I dunno, it's got trashy vibes
Notes: For the Secret Companion, Artemis enjoying an exceptionally clean spa. Why's it so clean? Why do you think?
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May 132025
Title: Saltwater Sass Mage
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half-fish, half-mage, half-shirt
Notes: Artie, for the Secret Companion. It is clearly an error on my part that we have not had any deep-sea Artemis until this point, but this month, we've got two Artemeese!
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Mar 062025
Title: Spring Fruit
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: A bottle of wine and a scantily-clad mage
Notes: No, not the basket… Artemis, for the Secret Companion.
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Feb 132025
Title: A Taste For Elves
Fandom: Forgotten Realms/Dragon Age
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: E ( L0 N4 S4 V0 D0 )
Warnings: It's porn.
Notes: Or maybe a taste of elves? Crossover pr0nz, for Maverik by request of 30Mice, featuring Jarlaxle and the wrong Artemis.
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