Title: A Fondness for Things That Like Apples
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One mostly-shirtless mage
Notes: One of these years, I will make a halla that doesn't look like a wet towel, but it will not be this year. Lord Halla and an actual halla, just to demonstrate the difference. Next up, 'I'm not the halla in this relationship! He's the one who likes apples!'
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Title: A Crown of Winter Flowers
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: One wine-drinking mage in booty shorts
Notes: Advent begins! First up, we have Artemis, just in time for Mav's birthday!
This year, we've got an Unexpected Advent, because every time I looked at the poll results, the top five were completely different. It was a close one, this year, but your love of the Hawke brothers won out.
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Title: The Broom is for Sweeping
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A wizard in a somewhat skimpy 'sexy witch' costume
Notes: I'm pretty sure this is actually for Kye, but 100% Birb's fault. I think the suggestion was 'Artemis! With a broom! But, you know, like a witch!'
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Title: Inviting Indulgence
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: I dunno, it's got trashy vibes
Notes: For the Secret Companion, Artemis enjoying an exceptionally clean spa. Why's it so clean? Why do you think?
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Title: Saltwater Sass Mage
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half-fish, half-mage, half-shirt
Notes: Artie, for the Secret Companion. It is clearly an error on my part that we have not had any deep-sea Artemis until this point, but this month, we've got two Artemeese!
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Title: Spring Fruit
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: A bottle of wine and a scantily-clad mage
Notes: No, not the basket… Artemis, for the Secret Companion.
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Title: A Taste For Elves
Fandom: Forgotten Realms/Dragon Age
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: E ( L0 N4 S4 V0 D0 )
Warnings: It's porn.
Notes: Or maybe a taste of elves? Crossover pr0nz, for Maverik by request of 30Mice, featuring Jarlaxle and the wrong Artemis.
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Title: A Hawke Among Birbs
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Side-butt in a small swimsuit
Notes: Antipodean Week begins, with Disney princess Artie, swimsuit edition. I have no excuse for this, but do I really need one? Please observe the birds. I am informed they are Australian, which means I get about five minutes before Badger starts laughing.
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Title: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Halla
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One scantily-clad mage
Notes: How have I not done this until now? I dunno. But this is what happens when the mages in the party get bored.
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Title: Expanding His Talents
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Naked ice statues, no junk, lots of butts.
Notes: And probably some butts! We've been too long without Artemis and ice statues… This is the better version of this image.
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