Apr 052015
 

Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Carver Hawke , Leandra Amell , Gamlen Amell , Anders , Aveline , Cullen , Donnic , Fenris , Isabela , Merrill , Sebastian , Varric , Ella , Jethann , Keran , Meredith Stannard , Orana , Orsino , Raleigh Samson , Serendipity , Tallis , Varania , Theron Mahariel , Kallian Tabris , Alim Surana , Natia Brosca , Nathaniel Howe , Gytha , Zevran Arainai , Cassandra Pentaghast
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V3 D1)
Warnings: Smiting, buggery, zero relationship skills, gesticulating with ham, gesticulating with dildoes, is everyone in this fic bisexual?, we did bad shit to canon, butts. did I mention butts? because butts., sass & class & ass, wow damn you can say that in Latin, non-explicit het, non-explicit femslash, terribly explicit slash
Notes: DA2 AU in which both Carver and Bethany survive, and there are three older Hawke siblings. And all of them are Purple. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll want to set Fenris on fire a couple times. Nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing, but they’ll do it anyway! At least people usually know who the fuck they’re doing… Except that one time. Starts cracky, but gets semi-serious, decently quickly. Never gets entirely serious, because hello, Purple Hawke does not ‘serious’. Or at least three of them don’t all at once. IT’S A GODDAMN ROMANCE. JUST READ IT.

"Why does everyone keep saying ‘ass’?" said either Anton or the pile of blankets in his shape.

(Fucking AO3 just deleted the 33 chapters of this that we posted in the last month. And now I’m posting it here, JUST IN CASE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. This master post will take on new chapters as I manage to post them, so it should stack up pretty quick over the next day or two.)

Update: This master post will include the entire series. Links to AO3 for the parts I didn’t have any part in writing.
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Sep 172014
 

Title: Nicholas Darby, Raver Messiah – Master Post
Fandom: Nicoverse
Characters: Nico, the Magdalenes, a bunch of angels, some regular folks
Rating: Rating: G to Rating: R
Warnings: Blasphemy. Lots of it. Kneecap-busting club-kid amazons. Naked dudes. Malleable genders. Sugar as the root power of all things good and right.
Notes: It’s the 21st century, and Christ has returned. As a rave DJ, with a taste for happy hardcore, by the name of Nicholas Darby. Surrounding himself with a highly-skilled team of women, a few angels, and selected members of his city’s homeless population, he devotes himself to charity, good works, better parties, and building a social framework that will provide for all humankind.

Art is ordered by creation date. Fic is… I’m trying to get it into actual chronological order of the stories, but I have no idea when most of them happen, except vaguely in relation to each other. (See also: how old is Nico? What year is it?)
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Feb 232013
 

Title: Commissions: Sargantas
Fandom: Yu-Gi-Oh, Lost Souls, Magelight
Characters: Frego (OC), Yami Bakura, Amelda, (Zillah, Molochai, Twig), Mocker (OC), The Collector (OC), Nephele (OC)
Rating: From G- (L0 N1 S0 V0 D0) to E (L0 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Nudity, buttsex, teh gay, fanart, implications of future bad ends
Notes: This is the master post for all the work I’ve done/am doing for y!GallerySargantas, this year. Yes, there’s enough that it deserves its own master post. And now we’re into next year, and still using this master. Series S images marked * have corrected versions.
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Dec 252012
 

Title: 2012 Vampire Advent Calendar
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Kerrith, Malachai Schade, Verlucien, Damianos, Jehan deValery
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Naked vampires
Notes: As this is a master post, all 25 entries are included, with individual ratings from PG to R. Most entries are R rated.
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Mar 072012
 

Title: Commission for y!GallerySargantas
Fandom: FF7, Yu-Gi-Oh
Characters: Cloud, Amelda
Rating: E NC-17 (L0 N4 S4 V2 D0)
Warnings: Sex, violence
Notes: This is the master post and the archive of wallpaper-sized images. This will update as I finish the last two images, and get the wallpapers for everything finished and posted. The wallpapers may not be full size, because of image size limits on Picasa. I think they max out at a width of 1600px, as opposed to the 1920px they’re supposed to be. I’m not doing anything about that, except sending the full size files to y!GallerySargantas. The rest of you guys can make do with what’s here.
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Dec 142010
 

Title: Glass
Fandom: Viridian Legacy
Characters: All of them. It’s a master post.
Rating: Check ratings on individual entries.
Warnings: Check warnings on individual entries.
Notes: None of this is in order, yet. There’s not enough to work with. But when there is, I’ll start adding years and working the bugs out.
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May 062010
 

Title: Corybantic Dance Redux
Fandom: CD2
Characters: Quentin, Mike, Jasper, Spark (other characters mentioned, but not appearing)
Rating: G--R
Warnings: Violence, hospitals, expletives, drugs, kid sister, Korean jokes, mom jokes…
Notes: It’s a bildungsroman. Story of some kids in high school who then grow up to live their dreams, in unexpected ways. The original Corybantic Dance was an epic-length HSAU Naruto fanfic. It got so damn bizarre, we just refit it as original fic, but never re-released the core. Credit for Jasper, Donna, Adam, and Colin goes to my former co-author, Runawayballista.
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May 062010
 

Title: Mitarashi Games
Fandom: Mitarashi Games
Characters: Mouse, Meeps, Jester, Roy, Ko
Rating: G--R
Warnings: Meeps has some hell of a mouth on him.
Notes: Mitarashi Games is a story about five guys trying to make a video game that’s actually good, as opposed to the knockoffs their company has been producing for the last decade.
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May 062010
 

Title: The Waterverse
Fandom: ST TOS
Characters: Spock, Christopher Pike, (OCs) Starek & his crew, T’Nis & her cult, Tunor & Selov
Rating: E
Warnings: Hand!porn, alien!peen, Romulans, crazy Vulcans
Notes: If you want to share the Waterverse with your crazy Trekkie friends, please link to this post, as it’s got everything in one place. There are chapter links within the larger fics.
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Apr 152010
 

Title: Sky
Fandom: Sky
Characters: All of them. Duh.
Rating: G- – NC-17
Warnings: It’s a master post. See individual fics for warnings.
Notes: Timeline sez "WAT? NO." So, I finally went through everything to straighten it out, and I realised I’d totally screwed up a bunch of dates, so I’ll be editing a lot of the earlier stuff to make it consistent. Keep in mind that when I was writing the early stuff I had no idea what year it was, just how old they were.
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