Vexation of Spirit

 

Fanfic. A Criminal Minds/Lone Gunmen/Shadow Unit crossover. The internet is for porn.

It all starts with hostages and bombs. Garcia needs another set of hands, and she reaches out to a hacker she used to know — the best of the best, at the time — sending Reid to do the negotiating for her. Before the case is over, Reid finds himself caught up in a whirlwind sex farce that might be a blossoming romance. Mayhem, chair sex, hallucinatory exhaustion, and an awful lot of ridiculous accidents follow, because what purpose does genius serve, if not an excuse to ignore common sense?

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Vanity and Vexation of Spirit

Police Drama, Sex Farce

Summary

Even the Office of Unsurpassed Excellence needs an extra pair of hands, every once in a while, and who better than someone who handled the weirdest shit the Bureau had to offer, before he … 'died'. Reid goes to babysit for the duration of the assignment. Mayhem ensues.

Complete: 09 Jun 2018

Read it: Here | AO3

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Virgins and Unicorns

Awkward Romance, Sex Farce

Summary

A couple of weeks after the Vanity case, Reid ends up with some unexpected gifts. Fortunately, he's on leave for a week, and has time to figure out how to handle this. And then Langly shows up at the door.

Complete: 28 Jun 2018

Read it: Here | AO3

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In Vain Conceit

Police Drama, Awkward Romance

Summary

Vanity's been arrested, after theft of data from another source, but Garcia doesn't think they've got the right person. Neither does Langly.

Complete: 09 Jul 2018

Read it: Here | AO3