Fanfic. A Criminal Minds/Lone Gunmen/Shadow Unit crossover. The internet is for porn.
It all starts with hostages and bombs. Garcia needs another set of hands, and she reaches out to a hacker she used to know — the best of the best, at the time — sending Reid to do the negotiating for her. Before the case is over, Reid finds himself caught up in a whirlwind sex farce that might be a blossoming romance. Mayhem, chair sex, hallucinatory exhaustion, and an awful lot of ridiculous accidents follow, because what purpose does genius serve, if not an excuse to ignore common sense?