Apr 282015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 59
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke , Cormac Hawke , Anders
Rating: E (L4 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Hawke on Hawke action, oh my god Artemis, oh my god Cormac, Bad Dragon jokes, sounding
Notes: Confessions, dirty stories, and wholly unambiguous brotherly lust.
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Apr 282015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 58
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke , Cormac Hawke , Anders , Fenris , Isabela
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, oh my god Cormac, demons, don’t introduce your friends to demons, betrayal, shapeshifting, brotherly love
Notes: And then, everything went wrong.
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Apr 282015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 57
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke , Cormac Hawke , Anders , Fenris , Isabela , Varric
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, oh my god Justice, oh my god Cormac, demons, wow damn you can say that in Latin
Notes: Carver’s got a giiiirlfriend, and no one is ever going to let him live it down. Oh, and there’s an elven apostate trapped in the fade.
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Apr 282015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 56
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke , Cormac Hawke , Anders , Fenris , Isabela , Varric
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: A wizard’s staff’s got a knob on the end, and other dick jokes
Notes: An interlude involving a ‘knob’. For Artie’s ‘staff’. *coughs*
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Apr 282015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 55
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke , Fenris , Anton Hawke , Cullen , Cormac Hawke , Anders
Rating: M (L3 N3 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Oh my god Cormac, combustible levels of stress, trashy Orlesian novels, zero relationship skills
Notes: Three brothers, three moments. All of them fools.
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Apr 282015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 54
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Anders , Fenris
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: Violence, unpleasant conversations
Notes: Justice and Fenris actually agree on something, and Artemis gets to deliver that judgement.
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Apr 282015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 53
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Anders , Fenris
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, brotherly love, violence, dead slavers
Notes: Brotherly ribbing, with a side of slavers on the side of the mountain.
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