Dec 062019
 

Title: Winter’s Finest Fruit
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: He’s wearing a scarf. Two of them, even. Just… nothing else.
Notes: By which we totally mean Artie. Benefits of being a mage include not having to be bothered by lounging on pine in nothing but two scarves in the dead of winter.
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Dec 042019
 

Title: Too Much Egg; Not Enough Nog
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Side-butt, if you think there’s no rum in that cup you’re wrong
Notes: The second of two Artemeese appears! Entreri is wholly unconvinced about this whole … eggnog business.
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Dec 032019
 

Title: Don’t Eat the Mushrooms
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Peryn
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shoulders and knees! Also, there are no drugs in this picture, despite the look on Peryn’s face.
Notes: Lay off the elfroot, Peryn… I don’t know what the hell went wrong here, but no matter what I did to his face, he just looked more stoned. Still, hot Templar in an orange grove, just what every winter holiday needs!
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Dec 012019
 

Title: Strangely Unconcerned
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ,
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: An awful lot of wine and one scantily-clad mage
Notes: Starting off the Advent season with the first of two Artemeese! He’s not making a mess! He’d never. He’s… just demonstrating the new self-cleaning floor.
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