Title: A Fondness for Things That Like Apples
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One mostly-shirtless mage
Notes: One of these years, I will make a halla that doesn't look like a wet towel, but it will not be this year. Lord Halla and an actual halla, just to demonstrate the difference. Next up, 'I'm not the halla in this relationship! He's the one who likes apples!'
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Title: King of the Winter Wood
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leofric of Elmridge ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One wizard in a thong
Notes: The holly and the ivy and the veilfire… One hopes Leofric won't choke on whatever he lures with that combination.
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Title: Holiday in Antiva
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless assassin. The only stabbing is of oranges.
Notes: An assortment of fresh oranges, and another tart winter fruit…
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Title: A Choice of Decorative Trees
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A bit of bare midriff, a lot of bare leg
Notes: The thing about the Frostbacks is there's a lot of spruce up there. But, Cormac's going to spend the day shaking the snow off them until he finds one Artie will approve of. … Good luck, Cormac. Nature's rarely that symmetrical.
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Title: A Crown of Winter Flowers
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: One wine-drinking mage in booty shorts
Notes: Advent begins! First up, we have Artemis, just in time for Mav's birthday!
This year, we've got an Unexpected Advent, because every time I looked at the poll results, the top five were completely different. It was a close one, this year, but your love of the Hawke brothers won out.
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Title: A New Fascination
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One mage in a modest swimsuit and a pair of platypus
Notes: They're like cats! You know, if cats were beaked, egg-laying mammals… Anders and Pounce have discovered platypus. Some background birds have discovered shiny ribbons.
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Title: A Two-Kiwi Sleigh
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Somewhere between 'scantily clad' and 'weirdly dressed'
Notes: Don't hassle the giant kiwi birds, Theron. It's up there with don't poke the varterral.
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Title: A Jolly Fat Man
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bare elbows. Some leg hair.
Notes: Just what you never wanted, Cormac with a fake beard! I swear I get worse at koalas every year…
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Title: I Didn't Order This
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: One slightly-clad elf with a blue drink of unspecified contents
Notes: The 'roo doesn't care, Zev. Take the friggin' box.
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Title: A Hawke Among Birbs
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Side-butt in a small swimsuit
Notes: Antipodean Week begins, with Disney princess Artie, swimsuit edition. I have no excuse for this, but do I really need one? Please observe the birds. I am informed they are Australian, which means I get about five minutes before Badger starts laughing.
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