A Comedy of Assholes
Fandoms: Dragon Age
Genres: High Fantasy, Adventure, Romance
Co-authors: Maverik, Saiya_Tina
The story of the Hawkes, from their arrival in Ferelden through Inquisition, featuring much fucking and fuckery, and a wide variety of asses and assholes … and assholes’ asses.
Fade-Touched: An Adventure in Organ Fondling
Fandoms: Dragon Age
Genres: High Fantasy, Smut
It’s not that Anders isn’t happy with Hawke, it’s just that Fenris understands some things a little better. And Fenris isn’t sure he understands any of this, but he’ll go with it, for now.
Complete: 04 Mar 2015
The Holy Host of the Living Room
Genres: Crack, Smut, Religious Fiction
An unknown angel shows up at the door of the bunker, looking for Castiel. The two embark on an excellent adventure to regain Castiel’s grace and bring back Gabriel. But, a figure from the past has left strange traces in their minds.
Nicholas Darby: Raver Messiah
Fandoms: Abrahamic Religions, Indigenous American Mythologies
Genres: Historical Fiction, Religious Fiction, Modern Fantasy
It’s the 21st century, and Christ has returned. As a rave DJ with a taste for happy hardcore, by the name of Nicholas Darby. Surrounding himself with a highly-skilled team of women, a few angels, and selected members of his city’s homeless population, he devotes himself to charity, good works, better parties, and building a social framework that will provide for all humankind.
Of course, the histories of the angels sometimes make things a little more interesting than anticipated.
Vexation of Spirit
Fandoms: Criminal Minds, Shadow Unit, The Lone Gunmen
Genres:Police Drama, Sex Farce, Modern Fantasy
It all starts with hostages and bombs. Garcia needs another set of hands, and she reaches out to a hacker she used to know — the best of the best, at the time — sending Reid to do the negotiating for her. Before the case is over, Reid finds himself caught up in a whirlwind sex farce that might be a blossoming romance. Mayhem, chair sex, hallucinatory exhaustion, and an awful lot of ridiculous accidents follow, because what purpose does genius serve, if not an excuse to ignore common sense?
Fandoms: Star Trek: the Original Series
Genres: Space Opera
Co-authors: Diane Kepler
It’s a ridiculous romance, involving an intentionally anachronistic Romulan starship pirate’s crush on the half-Vulcan astro-temporal physicist he’s never met, and how a Vulcan raised without the culture of her homeworld takes advantage of our starship pirate to exact her revenge on the astro-temporal physicist’s father. Also, the entire engineering crew is Orions, and they’re great.
But, mostly, it’s porn. Trashy romance novel porn with mind-melds. And a whole, whole lot of alien peen. And like a third of the dialogue is in Vulcan (with mouseover translations that don’t work on mobile, sorry).
Complete: 4 Dec 2009