Title: A Well-Decorated Bath
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Gytha ♀
Rating: T ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily-clad dwarf and shelves full of dildoes.
Notes: Master Dicksmith and an assortment of her wares, for 
OverlordKye, who put the 8000th comment in my inbox! :D
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Title: Sirens of the Stone
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Malika Cadash ♀, Natia Brosca ♀, Gytha ♀
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bikini-clad mermaids, one of them holding a dildo
Notes: So, anyone who knows me knows I never do MerMay, not because I don't like the idea, but because what the hell month am I in? What day is this? But, this year, I've had Meyari's watercolour merman adventures on in my feed as a constant reminder that I meant to do something this year (and last year, and the year before that…). So, with the thanks that are due in that direction, I offer you dwarven mermaids.
From the left, lyrium smuggler Malika, sapper Natia, and Master Dicksmith stonecarver Gytha.
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Title: Dwarven Candy
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Gytha ♀
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A butt cheek; a lot of leg
Notes: For 
dragoncatsnuggles, who didn't want to bother me, because I've been busy, but fuck it. I'm procrastinating anyway. Here's Gytha, the dwarven dildo-maker. (Thanks for helping out!)
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Title: OC Kiss #7 – Gytha/Anton Hawke
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Gytha ♀, Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: Anton belongs to saiya-tina. I'm pretty sure Anton's pursuing something new and dragony from Kirkwall's best stonecarver. Flattery gets you everywhere, Anton…
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 362
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Varania ♀, Paivel ♂, Gytha ♀, Theron Mahariel ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Discussions of hot Hawke-on-Hawke action, implied groping
Notes: Conversations with Bethany, who knows and sees all things.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 358
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Varania ♀, Natia Brosca ♀, Gytha ♀, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Inappropriate sausage humour, codpieces, Sebastian is much too drunk for this party, more flagpole jokes
Notes: Sebastian, no! Anton and Anders to the rescue. Natia has her eye on a particular brother.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 357
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Varania ♀, Paivel ♂, Natia Brosca ♀, Gytha ♀, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Inappropriate sausage humour, codpieces, Sebastian is much too drunk for this party
Notes: Anton vs. Orlais. Fine elven craftsmanship. The introduction of Andrastian sausage. Varric to the rescue.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 355
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Theron Mahariel ♂, Gytha ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S2 V0 D1)
Warnings: Hot Hawke-on-Hawke action, inappropriate sausage humour
Notes: A brief dalliance. Hot Hawke-on-Hawke action, interrupted.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 354
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Varania ♀, Paivel ♂, Serendipity ⚧, Gytha ♀, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Inappropriate sausage humour, codpieces
Notes: Paivel annoys Sebastian. Certain parties sneak off to better enjoy the sausage privately.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 320
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric ♂, Isabela ♀, Fenris ♂, Gytha ♀, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D1)
Warnings: Dick jokes, weaponised dildo, canon-typical violence
Notes: Dicks, dicks, and more dicks. It's a dildo shop, innit? Now with dickish dicks with extra dickery.
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