Sep 212013

Title: Live Like You'll Never Die
Fandom: Star Trek: Reboot
Characters: Kirk , McCoy
Rating: Rating: <span style=T" src="" width="32px" /> (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: A handful of expletives, a near-death experience.
Notes: So, y!GalleryFritzLindemann asked me for some Reboot Trek fic, in honour of the new film and all. Something with Kirk almost getting killed and Bones shouting about it. I'm… exactly 500 words over what I promised, which is completely unexpected, but I'm content with it, as it is. It's maybe not the best Trek fic, ever, but that's what happens when you don't write in a fandom for three years.
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May 012010

Title: Putan-tor Ha'kiv
Fandom: ST  XI
Characters: Spock, Spock!Prime (as Ambassador Selek), McCoy
Rating: M
Warnings: Major character death, weird Vulcan mental kung-fu
Notes: For Jackie, who requested a story in which Spock died and Spock!Prime transferred his katra into the body. This is part one, at 2101 words. As usual, mouse over Vulcan text for float-text translations.
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Feb 052010

Title: Introducing Ralph
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Kirk, Bones, Scotty, Uhura, Sulu, Chekov
Rating: T
Warnings: Booze and angst. Also, revolting humour.
Notes: So, this is one of those cases of true story, fictional characters. Drunken shenanigans ensue, after the crew's safe return to Earth. Spock wants none of it, Uhura gets offended, Scotty comes to the rescue, and Bones … well, Bones is unintentionally hilarious.
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Feb 012010

Title: Vulcans Don't Meow (in public…)
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Spock, Kirk, Scotty, Chekov, Uhura, Sulu, Bones
Rating: G-
Warnings: Typical catlike behaviour. Hairballs.
Notes: tehopheliac won this from me in the help_haiti fandom auction, and I have just now finally finished the bloody thing. She requested Spock as a cat. I still suck at crackfic. Apologies.
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Oct 012009

Title: Voglia Di Dance All Night
Fandom: STXI
Characters: Spock, Uhura, Kirk, Bones, Scotty, Chekov, Sulu
Rating: G-
Warnings: Slightly cracky.
Notes: Crackmeme strikes again. I think I'm adding a crackmeme tag, later today, when I get up off my lazy. OP asked for some clubscene bridge-crew. I made it happen in the worst possible way, and probably actually failed to fill the prompt. And if you know the dance Kirk's doing, by name, you're probably from my town.
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Sep 202009

Title: Five Times Bones Picked Up The Pieces of Jim, and the One Time It Was Spock
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Kirk, Bones, Spock
Rating: G-
Warnings: Medical grossness
Notes: For the crackmeme. I hadn't written any sick!Kirk yet, so this was a perfect opportunity.
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Aug 182009

Title: Theme Songs!
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Sulu, Chekov, Scotty, Uhura
Rating: T
Warnings: Kirk opens his mouth. Spock finds Uhura fascinating.
Notes: Crackmeme strikes again. OP wanted some theme songs for crew members. I filled in the blanks.
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Jul 262009

Title: The Five Times Scotty and Chekov Interrupted Lunch
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters: Scotty/Chekov, McCoy, Kirk, Spock, Uhura
Rating: T
Warnings: Language and implications
Notes: This was some pure crack I picked up at the crackmeme. Keyphrase is "Not in the restaurant, dammit."
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