Title: Several Bottles Later
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪, Ser John ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian and shirtless friend
Notes: And in the end, everyone's gotten what they deserved. One templar knocked down a peg, one southern barbarian with a hangover and a crick in his back.
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Title: The Privilege of Being Right
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪, Ser John ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Nobody is quite dressed, but the attempt has been made. The wine is implied.
Notes: "I told you it wasn't impossible."
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Title: A Royal Not Yet Lost
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes: …But a good bit of it spent on good wine, which dear Dandelion does not get to drink, however tired of being a pillow she might become.
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Title: A Wager Made
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪, Ser John ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes:
"Okay, but, it is possible, and I can prove it to you."
'Except you can't, because it isn't. Do you even hear yourself? Even the halla knows that's impossible.'
"Orlesian gold, if you're right. You do whatever I want for the rest of the day, if I'm right."
'You cannot afford an entire royal.'
"Doesn't matter. I'm not wrong."
Title: Expecting the Worst
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian
Notes: I keep trying to get like… serious classic barbarian art with Manhammer, but it's … I can't tell if it's ridiculous because I subconsciously know it should be, or if it's ridiculous because I keep subconsciously sabotaging it because it should be.
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Title: Arrogance: Old and New
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪, Valery de Serault ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes: A certain Ciriane barbarian is exposed to the Orlesians his people have become. The international incident is immediate.
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Title: Whose Breakfast?
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪, Ser John ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes:
"What even– You know what? Don't tell me. Did you want help with that?"
'No, I'm just lying here for my health. Get the basket before she figures out it's there.'
Title: MY Breakfast
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes: 'As opposed to your breakfast, which I just gave you! Go eat your food and leave mine alone!'
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Title: Hello, What Are You Eating?
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes: Everyone in the audience with a cat knows exactly where this is going… Sorry about your donuts, Manhammer, but you can't fight fate.
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Title: Is There Breakfast?
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes: Y'all voted for Manhammer Does Thedas, so I assume that means you like my garbage sense of humour. This month, a four-part sequence that anyone with a cat will immediately recognise.
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