Gytha's Latest Design

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Apr 242023
 

Title: Gytha's Latest Design
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪, Anton Hawke ♂, Mintaka ⚪, Isabela ♀
Rating: T ( L2 N1 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless barbarian, cleavage, short skirt, and an offhand dildo
Notes:
"Oooh, new offhand dildo!"

*thump*

'Is he okay?'

"Oh, get up, Manhammer. It's bludgeoning damage, not piercing damage!"

'Oh, I don't know, I bet you could get some good piercing with this. I've heard Artemis–'

"No, you've heard Cormac. Not another word about my brothers, unless you're going to tell me the lyrium means it'll go through his shield, so you can hit him with it the next time he gets loud."
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But Is It House-Trained

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Apr 102023
 

Title: But Is It House-Trained
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪, Mintaka ⚪, Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes:
"Seriously? A dragon? Indoors?"

"It's a drake. And this is a dog! And this is also my throne room."

"It's a Maker-damned dragon, Hawke. You know what happens when that thing grows up?"

"I feed him twice as much kibble, and stretch a little to reach the chin scritchies."

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Princess Dandelion Questions the Decor

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Apr 032023
 

Title: Princess Dandelion Questions the Decor
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes: "Okay, great, it's a dragon egg. What do you care?"

For some reason, you guys voted for Manhammer Does Thedas, this month, and … I am just not as funny as usual. Sorry, y'all.
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Offending the Barbarians

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Nov 072022
 

Title: Offending the Barbarians
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Ser Peryn ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Two shirtless dudes and some side-butt
Notes: Peryn has accidentally purchased the 'Sexy Fereldan' costume, intended for some questionable Orlesian shenanigans, instead of proper clothing. Manhammer is not amused.
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Now With Added Paladin

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Mar 282022
 

Title: Now With Added Paladin
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, John Byers ♂, Princess Dandelion (a halla)
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian
Notes: Templar, technically, but it's totally a paladin spec. Back to the road. Back to discussions of magic and the state of the world, now with other human commentary.
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That's Not What It Says

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Mar 212022
 

Title: That's Not What It Says
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, John Byers ♂, Princess Dandelion (a halla)
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian
Notes: Not the first time Manhammer has had this argument, and probably not the last…
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Worse Than Bandits

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Mar 142022
 

Title: Worse Than Bandits
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, John Byers ♂, Princess Dandelion (a halla)
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian and a drawn sword
Notes: What's worse than bandits on a lonely Thedosian road? Well, if you're a mage, Templars!
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Between Here and There

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Mar 072022
 

Title: Between Here and There
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion (a halla)
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian
Notes: Yes, the halla finally has a name! Just a dude and his divinely-granted companion walking down the road.
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