Title: Rational Irrationality
Fandom: STXI
Characters: Kirk, Spock
Rating:Â E
Warnings: Smut. Math.
Notes: Another one for the crackmeme. OP asked for math!porn. I helpfully provided some.
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Title: Voglia Di Dance All Night
Fandom: STXI
Characters: Spock, Uhura, Kirk, Bones, Scotty, Chekov, Sulu
Rating: G-
Warnings: Slightly cracky.
Notes: Crackmeme strikes again. I think I'm adding a crackmeme tag, later today, when I get up off my lazy. OP asked for some clubscene bridge-crew. I made it happen in the worst possible way, and probably actually failed to fill the prompt. And if you know the dance Kirk's doing, by name, you're probably from my town.
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Title: 5+1: Spock Wins… Usually.
Fandom: STXI
Characters: Kirk, Spock
Rating: T
Warnings: Kirk's mouth, violence
Notes: Another crackmeme classic. In TOS, Spock always wins, when he gets all emotionally compromised and starts beating on Jim. OP asked for five of the classics and one where Jim gets to win for a change. I, however, am in love with fail!Kirk, so it's a little less winful than it might've been… I suggest Chemlab's Binary Nation as a soundtrack, here.
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Title:Â Five Times Bones Picked Up The Pieces of Jim, and the One Time It Was Spock
Fandom:Â ST XI
Characters:Â Kirk, Bones, Spock
Rating: G-
Warnings:Â Medical grossness
Notes:Â For the crackmeme. I hadn't written any sick!Kirk yet, so this was a perfect opportunity.
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Title:Â My Lioness
Fandom:Â ST XI
Characters:Â Spock, Kirk
Rating: M
Warnings:Â Will eventually be smut, if I get off my ass.
Notes:Â This was another crackmeme fill — sadly, one I have been unable to finish. OP wanted K/S in Egypt with bellydancing.
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Title:Â Splitting Apart and Coming Together
Fandom:Â ST XI
Characters:Â Spock, Kirk
Rating: T
Warnings:Â Jim's mouth
Notes:Â Another one from the crackmeme. This one's a story about scars. It's also really halfassed, and poorly thought through, but I had to do it, because I knew what scars they should be. And that's a story unto itself.
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Title: Blood is the Life
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Kirk, Spock
Rating:Â E
Warnings: Dub-con, bloodplay
Notes: Oh, crackmeme… what have you done to my delicate sensibilities?
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Title:Â No, You Can't Borrow It.
Fandom:Â ST XI
Characters:Â Kirk, Spock, (I might've borrowed AU Selov… Just a little.)
Rating: T
Warnings:Â Implications. Conversation in Vulcan.
Notes:Â The prompt was for someone seeing Kirk and telling Spock he had excellent taste. As I have recently been subjected to dk's swishy Vulcan sociologist, I absolutely had to make this happen. It's short. It's silly. Whatever.
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Title: Lully Lullay
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Spock, Kirk
Rating: G-
Warnings: Mild angst.
Notes: Anonymouse asked for Spock singing a lullaby to Jim. The song in this piece is a variant on the Corpus Christi Carol, which is my lullaby of choice, in most situations.
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Title: Theme Songs!
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Sulu, Chekov, Scotty, Uhura
Rating: T
Warnings: Kirk opens his mouth. Spock finds Uhura fascinating.
Notes: Crackmeme strikes again. OP wanted some theme songs for crew members. I filled in the blanks.
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