Title: Mr. Natural says, 'Go Fuck Yourself!'
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Kirk, Spock
Rating: T
Warnings: Dude, I've got an expletive in the title. Srsly.
Notes: I saw this prompt, and I COULD NOT RESIST. Mr. Natural was the correct answer, in my sick and twisted mind.
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Title: Too Lazy To Move
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Spock, Kirk
Rating: M
Warnings: Language and implications
Notes: Another one for the crackmeme: Post-coital snuggling. It's short, but I think it gets the point across. Also, I reflexively started this in Vulcan, before I realised it needed to be in English.
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Title: Mouse!
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Kirk, Spock, Uhura, McCoy, Sulu, Chekov, Chapel
Rating: T
Warnings: CRACK. Kirk uses a few expletives.
Notes: Another one for the crackmeme. Somebody asked for a mouse on the bridge. I delivered.
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Title: Implosion
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Spock, Kirk
Rating: T
Warnings: Disturbing imagery
Notes: Anonymouse wanted dead-eyed, crying Spock. I'm a little too good at those sorts of things, so I took it.
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Title: Buttsatchel
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Kirk, Spock
Rating: G-
Warnings: An expletive.
Notes: DK finally pushed my last button on this one. I had to bust out some crack in which Spock misuses the English language in a painful fashion, to add a more human feel to his words.
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Title: Fabulously Smug
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Spock, Uhura, Kirk
Rating: T
Warnings: Kirk opens his mouth, expletives ensue
Notes: Anonymouse wanted Spock to be FAAAABULOUS, DAHLING. I wrote some and then I just couldn't do it any more.
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Title: Egotistical and Self-serving
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Spock, Spock!Prime
Rating: G-
Warnings: None
Notes: Anonymouse wanted some non-shippy Spock!Prime hugs. Best way to get those was a bit of Spock & Spock!Prime — it's kind of a rewrite of the farewell at the shuttle.
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Title: The Five Times Scotty and Chekov Interrupted Lunch
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters: Scotty/Chekov, McCoy, Kirk, Spock, Uhura
Rating: T
Warnings: Language and implications
Notes: This was some pure crack I picked up at the crackmeme. Keyphrase is "Not in the restaurant, dammit."
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Title: The Simplicity of Skin
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters: Spock, Kirk
Rating: T
Warnings: FLUFF. *irked*
Notes: Crackmeme prompt. I dunno, it's short, and really nauseatingly fluffy.
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Title: Salt Cravings
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters: Kirk, Spock
Rating: E
Warnings: hand!porn liek woah.
Notes: Hey, I control the thirty-foot radius, and hand!porn is my business. Anonymouse asked for hand!porn, and I have delivered — with hilarity involving deserts, salt, Italian food, and wallpaper paste.
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