Title:Â The Perils of a Bad Laugh
Fandom:Â STXI
Characters:Â Spock, Kirk
Rating: G-
Warnings:Â None
Notes:Â Somebody asked for Kirk pissing himself. I decided it should be while laughing, but somehow this turned into the least funny cacklefest, ever.
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Title:Â 5+1: I Wanna Hold Your Hand
Fandom:Â Star Trek XI
Characters:Â Spock, Kirk, Sarek
Rating: T
Warnings:Â Language, implications
Notes:Â For a prompt on the crackmeme. Spock's flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it's enough to make the Ambassador's entourage retch. I didn't quite hit what the OP was asking for, but it's probably good for a giggle.
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Title:Â A Cat By Any Other Name
Fandom:Â Star Trek XI
Characters:Â Kirk, Spock
Rating: G-
Warnings:Â Expletives
Notes:Â Spock gets a kitten, but knows nothing about the finer points of interacting with felines. Also, nu!Kirk is all about Beat Crusaders, Y/Y?
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Title: Grudging Anticipation
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters: nu!Spock, Kirk!Prime
Rating: M
Warnings: CRACK, with a side of nachos, and hand!porn
Notes: This is for SirMordred. Dear sir, I have your nachos and your Kirk!Prime, as promised.
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Title:Â Water is Life
Fandom:Â Star Trek XI
Characters:Â Spock
Rating: G-
Warnings:Â Religion
Notes:Â For the crackmeme. Someone asked for insight into the crew's religious preferences; I took Spock, because he's so fucking easy to write. Also, I am a desert-dwelling vegetarian, so I kinda feel the vibe, here.
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Title:Â Meeting the Other Man
Fandom:Â Star Trek XI
Characters:Â Spock, Stonn
Rating:Â E
Warnings:Â Non-con
Notes:Â This is one of the most difficult things I've ever finished writing. It is, unfortunately, not quite what the OP asked for. Spock was quite offended at the idea, and just wouldn't quite take it, sitting still.
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Title: Dance, Dance —BARFIGHT!
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters: Spock, Kirk, McCoy
Rating:Â E
Warnings: bitchy!Spock, crossdressing, crack, fluff, angst
Notes: Spock is captured by aliens and forced to become a pole dancer in a nightclub. Jim Kirk, master of the intergalactic barfight, performs a daring rescue! Doctor McCoy sincerely wishes he'd stayed in bed. Penbrydd is now tired and has a fucking headache. No more mind-melds today, kthxbai.
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Title: The Sweetest Purrfection
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters: Kirk, Spock
Rating: G-
Warnings: OMG FLUFF
Notes: SO MUCH FLUFF. Er, please to be forgiving punny title, yes? Jesus Christ, I cannot stop writing, today…
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Title:Â 5+1: Captain Squeaky
Fandom:Â Star Trek XI
Characters:Â Spock, Kirk, Miscellaneous background characters
Rating: G-
Warnings:Â None
Notes:Â Another one for the crackmeme. Anonymous(e) asked for "Five times Jim Kirk squeaked. And one time he made someone yelp."
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Title: Drunken Lullabies
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters: Spock, Scotty, Chekov, McCoy, Uhura, Kirk
Rating: G-
Warnings: drunk!Spock
Notes: I'm so sorry that Scotty sounds Irish through this whole thing, but I can't write Scots worth a sprightly damn. *looks sheepish* *avoids jokes involving sheep and Scotsmen* Also, the Black Forest, if you're not familiar with it, is a drink involving cherry brandy, vodka, and chocolate syrup. It's really chocolatey. The songs are Drunken Lullabies by Flogging Molly and Irish Whiskey by Cherry Poppin' Daddies. I am also insanely pleased with the idea of Spock as a drunken sentimental mess.
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