Sep 302009

Title: Abject Molestation
Fandom: STXI
Characters: Spock, Kirk
Rating: G-
Warnings: Surprise smoochings
Notes: Crackmeme made me do it. OP asked for Kirk and Spock's first kiss, complete with an amusing single-pane, and I just had to.

Spock was minding his own business, in the lab, one night, hammering through some fairly difficult equations on astrotemporal dynamics, when he heard the door open. He didn't look up.

"Yes, Christine, I have eaten dinner. Please go to bed."

There was no response, but the door did not open again. He glanced up, in faint irritation, just in time to see his captain's face close on his own, swiftly and wholly. Kirk turned the chair, dropping into Spock's lap, and pressed his lips against the protesting Vulcan's.

After a lengthy and confused moment of having his lips sucked, licked, bitten, and plundered, Spock shoved the captain out of his lap.

"I protest this highly illogical and wholly uncalled for violation of my personal space." He wiped his lips off on the back his hand and stared down at Kirk, who looked up, amused and lazily unperturbed, from the floor.

"In answer to your unstated question, yes, Spock, I'm out of my goddamn tiny human mind." Kirk grinned up. "I realised, today, that I'd never kissed you before, and I set out to rectify that horrific oversight."

"You could have asked me."

"Would you have said yes?"

"Absolutely not."

"Well, then, how is asking your permission a logical solution to my problem?" Kirk laughed, watching Spock rub his lower lip, thoughtfully.

"It is not. It is a logical solution to my problem." Spock's eyebrow arced up. "However, since you have taken the liberty, I assume you are done?"

"Only if you insist." Kirk leaned forward, tucking his feet under him, and resting his forearms across Spock's knees. "You taste too good to give up, so quickly."

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