Title: Too Many Fingers, Not Enough Pie [part I]
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Spock, Spock!Prime, Starek, Stavret, Orion Engineers
Rating: M
Warnings: Smut, language, foreign language…
Notes: Another one I started and didn't finish for the crackmeme. It's on my queue. I'll finish it, eventually. OP requested a hand!porn orgy, and I have cheerfully provided.
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Title:Â Complications in the Head
Fandom:Â ST XI
Characters:Â Spock, Kirk, Uhura, Scotty, some extras
Rating: M
Warnings:Â Alien peen, inappropriate use of a bathroom
Notes:Â For the crackmeme, but you knew that. I used to hang out in this fab gay bar, where there was only one bathroom. It had stalls. Sometimes people got into shenanigans in them, and we'd sit on the sinks and take bets… Of course, I'm the only bloke I know who looks like a twelve-year-old girl, so I kind of miss the single-bathroom theory of design.
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Title:Â The Love Song of J. Tiberius Kirk [part I]
Fandom:Â ST XI
Characters:Â Spock/Kirk
Rating: T
Warnings:Â Too much T.S. Eliot…
Notes:Â Started for the crackmeme. Don't know when I'll finish it. OP asked for some K/S with an extra helping of T.S. Eliot.
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Title:Â The Only Time
Fandom:Â ST XI
Characters:Â Kirk, Spock
Rating: M
Warnings:Â This is kind of ugly. Dark themes, implied violence.
Notes:Â Jesus bleed on me. Remind me never to listen to NIN while writing Spock. Sorry, this is probably way the hell darker than the OP wanted.
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Title:Â Inappropriate Behaviour
Fandom:Â ST XI
Characters:Â Spock, Kirk
Rating: M
Warnings:Â Stripping, references to past and future smut
Notes:Â OP asked for Kirk stripping for Spock on video chat, while Spock is teaching a class. This fill sucks, and I really have no excuse.
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Title: Things Not To Say On the Streets of Shi'Kahr
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Spock, Kirk, Uhura, Starek, Stavret
Rating: T
Warnings: Spock's paint-peeling command of Vulcan expletive.
Notes: OP asked for some Vulcan swearing. I gleefully provided some.
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Title: The Fields That Make a Man
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Kirk, Spock, Sarek, Spock!Prime (as Ambassador Selek), Winona Kirk
Rating: T
Warnings: Kirk's got a mouth on him. Also, philosophy and rehashing of sad things.
Notes: Commission for Nim, who was terribly non-specific. Kirk drags Spock to Iowa with him, on vacation. Spock comes to some uncomfortable realisations about himself and his captain. This is the beginning of an epic bromance.
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Title: Cinnamon and Sugar
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Spock
Rating:Â E
Warnings: Wanking, alien peen, self-injury
Notes: This was supposed to be funny. OP asked for Spock + aphrodisiac. I … uh … yeah. This went some darkly kinky places.
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Title: Rational Irrationality
Fandom: STXI
Characters: Kirk, Spock
Rating:Â E
Warnings: Smut. Math.
Notes: Another one for the crackmeme. OP asked for math!porn. I helpfully provided some.
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Title: Voglia Di Dance All Night
Fandom: STXI
Characters: Spock, Uhura, Kirk, Bones, Scotty, Chekov, Sulu
Rating: G-
Warnings: Slightly cracky.
Notes: Crackmeme strikes again. I think I'm adding a crackmeme tag, later today, when I get up off my lazy. OP asked for some clubscene bridge-crew. I made it happen in the worst possible way, and probably actually failed to fill the prompt. And if you know the dance Kirk's doing, by name, you're probably from my town.
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