May 022016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 386
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke , Cullen , Varric , Isabela , Aveline , Anton Hawke , Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anders , Fenris ,  Ella , Keran , Ser Marlein , Merrill , Samson , Bethany Hawke ,  Sebastian , Nathaniel Howe ,  Meredith Stannard
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: A first success! Anton has a very good idea.
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May 022016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 385
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke , Cullen , Varric , Isabela , Aveline , Anton Hawke , Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anders , Fenris ,  Ella , Keran , Ser Marlein , Merrill , Samson , Bethany Hawke ,  Sebastian , Nathaniel Howe ,  Meredith Stannard
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: The battle begins in earnest, one woman holding her own against many, secure in her arrogance.
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May 022016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 384
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke , Cullen , Varric , Isabela , Aveline , Anton Hawke , Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anders , Fenris ,  Ella , Keran , Ser Marlein , Merrill , Samson
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: A brief reprieve from swording. The Tranquil are found, along with records of Meredith's madness.
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May 022016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 383
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke , Cullen , Varric , Isabela , Aveline , Anton Hawke , Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anders , Fenris ,  Keran , Ser Marlein , Merrill , Samson
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: Cullen brings the fight inside, still trying to make less of a fight of it. More of Justice's swording ensues.
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Jan 222016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 320
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric , Isabela , Fenris , Gytha , Anders , Aveline
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D1)
Warnings: Dick jokes, weaponised dildo, canon-typical violence
Notes: Dicks, dicks, and more dicks. It's a dildo shop, innit? Now with dickish dicks with extra dickery.
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Jan 222016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 318
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Aveline , Seneschal Bran , Meredith
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Non-explicit past violence, accidental flirting, Bran is a badass
Notes: Meredith attempts to 'reason' with Seneschal Bran, regarding the templars being held in the Keep.
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Jan 202016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 315
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Aveline , Fenris , Cullen , Meredith
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: Yet more trouble with templars. Aveline is angry. Meredith is displeased.
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Jan 202016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 314
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ,  Anton Hawke , Cullen , Aveline , Fenris , Artemis Hawke , Theron Mahariel , Kallian Tabris , Isabela
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Swording jokes
Notes: Ser Marlein strikes again.
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Jan 202016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 309
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Anton Hawke , Aveline ,  Anders , Cullen , Ella
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: Troubles in the Order. Solutions by the guard.
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Nov 282015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 259
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke ,  Carver Hawke , Anders , Aveline ,  Fenris , Isabela , Merrill , Varric
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Sibling rivalry, shouting about past sexual conquests, mild slut-shaming, threats of violence
Notes: Slutty Hawke and the Unexpected Whore: yet another game of Wicked Grace
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