Mar 021998
 

Title: Ad Nauseum
Fandom: N/A
Characters: N/A
Rating: G-
Warnings: Totally fake contrition, fag wants to drown a girl in the toilet.
Notes: Ars(e) Poetica #10 :: March 3, 1998. The Thespian President’s girlfriend pissed me off. A lot. Mostly because I was horrifically envious, and she was a constant reminder that he was straight. A couple months after this, he told me he’d been dating her because SHE REMINDED HIM OF ME, but less scary. Then, I really wanted to drown her in the toilet. Possibly twice, just for good measure. Yes, yes, you can call me Queen Bitch, if you must. (Bonus points to anyone who understands why there’s a Clive Barker reference in this one.)


I like her ’cause she’s min’ature like me,
But, she must have some charm that I do not
With pretty pointed nose and tiny feet
Sometimes I think she should be bound and shot

She stole my golden idol clean away
But, then again, he wasn’t really mine
I do not think I could go for a day
Without wishing once that I were blind

I see them both together, each repast
And it always makes my stomach lurch
When they kiss, it makes me want to fast
Or knock the bloody lovebirds off their perch

Although they are a noxious pair to me
I wish them blissful peace in Quiddity