Title: The End of the Beginning
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Albus, Aberforth, & Ariana Dumbledore, Gellert Grindelwald
Rating: T
Warnings: Canon character death, homophobia
Notes: It's mentioned in canon that the Dumbledores' sister was killed, by accident, in the midst of a three-way duel, between the brothers and Gellert Grindelwald. Here's my take on that. It's pretty ugly.
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Title:Â Introducing Ralph
Fandom:Â ST XI
Characters:Â Kirk, Bones, Scotty, Uhura, Sulu, Chekov
Rating: T
Warnings:Â Booze and angst. Also, revolting humour.
Notes:Â So, this is one of those cases of true story, fictional characters. Drunken shenanigans ensue, after the crew's safe return to Earth. Spock wants none of it, Uhura gets offended, Scotty comes to the rescue, and Bones … well, Bones is unintentionally hilarious.
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Title:Â The Player Played
Fandom:Â ST XI
Characters:Â Spock, Kirk, Scotty, Several OCs
Rating: T
Warnings:Â Lots of expletives. It's nu!Kirk.
Notes:Â OP requested a 5+1 with jealous!Kirk. I managed to turn it into a hookup, instead of an established relationship.
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Title: Vulcans Don't Meow (in public…)
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Spock, Kirk, Scotty, Chekov, Uhura, Sulu, Bones
Rating: G-
Warnings: Typical catlike behaviour. Hairballs.
Notes: 
tehopheliac won this from me in the 
help_haiti fandom auction, and I have just now finally finished the bloody thing. She requested Spock as a cat. I still suck at crackfic. Apologies.
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Title:Â Step and Turn
Fandom:Â N/A
Characters:Â N/A
Rating: G-
Warnings:Â None
Notes:Â This is the first villanelle I have ever been arsed to write. Figured I should get off my ass and write something that wasn't a sonnet, for a change.
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Title:Â Twelve Green Bottles
Fandom:Â N/A
Characters:Â N/A
Rating: G-
Warnings:Â the foolishness of a decade
Notes:Â For the Snowbringer, my dearest Romulan Suicide. You know the story, but I still tell it better. And I definitely prefer the current non-aggression pact to the … rather open hostilities of the first few years.
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Title:Â Pigeon-proofing
Fandom:Â ST TOS
Characters:Â Spock, Kirk, Scotty
Rating: G-
Warnings:Â Crack. Pigeons.
Notes:Â This is utter rubbish. tehopheliac gave me a crack!prompt with which to generate her Christmas gift, and it is both late and crap. The pointy!boxers are apparently an actual feature of the new Spock Prime figures, and this was our attempt to explain them. I got nothing.
[=EDIT=] Now with art by 
thisfishflies! 
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Title:Heart of Snow
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Ask the OP.
Rating: G-
Warnings: Sap. Cliché.
Notes: Sonnet commission. This one took a little longer than strictly necessary because of the holiday crazy that still besieges my life. Also, it's a Petrarchan sonnet, not a Shakespearean, so the rhyme scheme's a little different. (Also, looking back, I totally gobbed the rhyme scheme.)
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Title: Too Many Fingers, Not Enough Pie [part I]
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Spock, Spock!Prime, Starek, Stavret, Orion Engineers
Rating: M
Warnings: Smut, language, foreign language…
Notes: Another one I started and didn't finish for the crackmeme. It's on my queue. I'll finish it, eventually. OP requested a hand!porn orgy, and I have cheerfully provided.
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Title:Â Complications in the Head
Fandom:Â ST XI
Characters:Â Spock, Kirk, Uhura, Scotty, some extras
Rating: M
Warnings:Â Alien peen, inappropriate use of a bathroom
Notes:Â For the crackmeme, but you knew that. I used to hang out in this fab gay bar, where there was only one bathroom. It had stalls. Sometimes people got into shenanigans in them, and we'd sit on the sinks and take bets… Of course, I'm the only bloke I know who looks like a twelve-year-old girl, so I kind of miss the single-bathroom theory of design.
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