Vulcans Don't Meow (in public…)

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Feb 012010
 

Title: Vulcans Don't Meow (in public…)
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Spock, Kirk, Scotty, Chekov, Uhura, Sulu, Bones
Rating: G-
Warnings: Typical catlike behaviour. Hairballs.
Notes: tehopheliac won this from me in the help_haiti fandom auction, and I have just now finally finished the bloody thing. She requested Spock as a cat. I still suck at crackfic. Apologies.
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[#40] Twelve Green Bottles

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Jan 162010
 

Title: Twelve Green Bottles
Fandom: N/A
Characters: N/A
Rating: G-
Warnings: the foolishness of a decade
Notes: For the Snowbringer, my dearest Romulan Suicide. You know the story, but I still tell it better. And I definitely prefer the current non-aggression pact to the … rather open hostilities of the first few years.
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Pigeon-proofing

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Jan 042010
 

Title: Pigeon-proofing
Fandom: ST TOS
Characters: Spock, Kirk, Scotty
Rating: G-
Warnings: Crack. Pigeons.
Notes: This is utter rubbish. tehopheliac gave me a crack!prompt with which to generate her Christmas gift, and it is both late and crap. The pointy!boxers are apparently an actual feature of the new Spock Prime figures, and this was our attempt to explain them. I got nothing.

[=EDIT=] Now with art by thisfishflies!

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[#39] Heart of Snow

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Dec 292009
 

Title:Heart of Snow
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Ask the OP.
Rating: G-
Warnings: Sap. Cliché.
Notes: Sonnet commission. This one took a little longer than strictly necessary because of the holiday crazy that still besieges my life. Also, it's a Petrarchan sonnet, not a Shakespearean, so the rhyme scheme's a little different. (Also, looking back, I totally gobbed the rhyme scheme.)
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Too Many Fingers, Not Enough Pie [part I]

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Dec 162009
 

Title: Too Many Fingers, Not Enough Pie [part I]
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Spock, Spock!Prime, Starek, Stavret, Orion Engineers
Rating: M
Warnings: Smut, language, foreign language…
Notes: Another one I started and didn't finish for the crackmeme. It's on my queue. I'll finish it, eventually. OP requested a hand!porn orgy, and I have cheerfully provided.
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Complications in the Head

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Dec 152009
 

Title: Complications in the Head
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Spock, Kirk, Uhura, Scotty, some extras
Rating: M
Warnings: Alien peen, inappropriate use of a bathroom
Notes: For the crackmeme, but you knew that. I used to hang out in this fab gay bar, where there was only one bathroom. It had stalls. Sometimes people got into shenanigans in them, and we'd sit on the sinks and take bets… Of course, I'm the only bloke I know who looks like a twelve-year-old girl, so I kind of miss the single-bathroom theory of design.
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