Title:Â Pigeon-proofing
Fandom:Â ST TOS
Characters:Â Spock, Kirk, Scotty
Rating: G-
Warnings:Â Crack. Pigeons.
Notes:Â This is utter rubbish. 
tehopheliac gave me a crack!prompt with which to generate her Christmas gift, and it is both late and crap. The pointy!boxers are apparently an actual feature of the new Spock Prime figures, and this was our attempt to explain them. I got nothing.
[=EDIT=] Now with art by 
thisfishflies! 
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Title:Heart of Snow
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Ask the OP.
Rating: G-
Warnings: Sap. Cliché.
Notes: Sonnet commission. This one took a little longer than strictly necessary because of the holiday crazy that still besieges my life. Also, it's a Petrarchan sonnet, not a Shakespearean, so the rhyme scheme's a little different. (Also, looking back, I totally gobbed the rhyme scheme.)
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Title: Voglia Di Dance All Night
Fandom: STXI
Characters: Spock, Uhura, Kirk, Bones, Scotty, Chekov, Sulu
Rating: G-
Warnings: Slightly cracky.
Notes: Crackmeme strikes again. I think I'm adding a crackmeme tag, later today, when I get up off my lazy. OP asked for some clubscene bridge-crew. I made it happen in the worst possible way, and probably actually failed to fill the prompt. And if you know the dance Kirk's doing, by name, you're probably from my town.
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Title: Abject Molestation
Fandom: STXI
Characters: Spock, Kirk
Rating: G-
Warnings: Surprise smoochings
Notes: Crackmeme made me do it. OP asked for Kirk and Spock's first kiss, complete with an amusing single-pane, and I just had to.
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Title: Raspberries
Fandom: ST TOS
Characters: Spock, Starek
Rating: G-
Warnings: None
Notes: I just watched the season premier of Numbers, which reminded me of something I once knew, but had forgotten.
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Title:Â Five Times Bones Picked Up The Pieces of Jim, and the One Time It Was Spock
Fandom:Â ST XI
Characters:Â Kirk, Bones, Spock
Rating: G-
Warnings:Â Medical grossness
Notes:Â For the crackmeme. I hadn't written any sick!Kirk yet, so this was a perfect opportunity.
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Title: Fanboy Stamps
Fandom: N/A
Characters: N/A
Rating: G-
Warnings: None
Notes: These stamps are for all you slash-writing fanboys who would like to stop being mistaken for girls. Yeah, okay, I may be the only person with this problem, but I offer them up, all the same. [=EDIT=] Also added fangirl stamps, for male-dominated fandoms, and gender-neutral fan stamps.
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Title: It's Not Easy Being Green…
Fandom: STXI
Characters: Spock, Kirk, … Kermit
Rating: G-
Warnings: SINGING FROGS.
Notes: Another lineart from shinibunny, this time with less-mangled colour on my part. Some days, I love having good lines to play with.
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Title: Lully Lullay
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Spock, Kirk
Rating: G-
Warnings: Mild angst.
Notes: Anonymouse asked for Spock singing a lullaby to Jim. The song in this piece is a variant on the Corpus Christi Carol, which is my lullaby of choice, in most situations.
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Title:Â Wakrubaya t'kahr'y'tan (The Evolution of Vulcan Philosophy)
Fandom:Â Star Trek (TOS)
Characters:Â None (Although it's attributed to Commander Starek)
Rating: G-
Warnings:Â None
Notes:Â Wrote this one in the middle of a debate on linguistics in an RP scene. My OC is a Romulan commander, posing as a Vulcan, and he is rather passionate about what he considers to be the deterioration of the Vulcan language. With this poem, he tries to make a point about methods of managing the path of a story in poetic expression. (Shut up, I'm a goddamn nerd.)
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