[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 90
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: The internet is for porn, GOAT NO, horseradish jokes
Notes: A delightful afternoon in the garden with Anton and Cullen.
Continue reading »
[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 86
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: E (L2Â N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: The internet is for porn, Fenris is pretty flexible
Notes: Artemis has a brand new toy or, well, a slightly used one. Fenris is willing to try again, in light of their engagement.
Continue reading »
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 80
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: E (L2 N0 S0Â V4 D0)
Warnings: Demons, blood magic, suggestions of mind control, violence, exploding heads
Notes: A final decision about Corypheus. More bad news about Malcolm. Cormac makes an extremely bloody point.
Continue reading »
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 77
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4Â V3 D0)
Warnings: Demons, blood magic, suggestions of mind control, violence, possession, oh my god Cormac, dubious consent, behold the power of ass
Notes: Anders slips. Cormac proves himself the master of bad decisions. The Hawke ass saves the day once more.
Continue reading »
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 67
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating:Â E (L4 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Hot Hawke-on-Hawke action, improper applications of tea, consensual violence, bloodplay, sex injuries
Notes: Fenris and Anders were not expecting the evening's entertainment to go quite like this. Artemis must remember to thank Orana for a table of the perfect height.
Continue reading »
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 65
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Aveline ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Drunken shenanigans, don't bet that, oh my god Artemis, the internet is for porn
Notes: A game of Wicked Grace goes horribly wrong, for Artemis. Fenris takes advantage of this turn of events, until Artemis turns the tables on him.
Continue reading »
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 60
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Wow damn you can say that in Latin, buggery, zero relationship skills, the internet is for porn, gesticulating with dildo
Notes: Dear Fenris: Your head should not be among the things that go up your ass. Please see to that.
Continue reading »
Title: An Inkling of Trust
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Frego ♂, The Collector ♂
Rating: E (L0 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Nude dudes, the internet is for porn
Notes: For 
Sargantas. The Collector teaches Frego his new place.
Continue reading »
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 59
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: E (L4 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Hawke on Hawke action, oh my god Artemis, oh my god Cormac, Bad Dragon jokes, sounding
Notes: Confessions, dirty stories, and wholly unambiguous brotherly lust.
Continue reading »
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 52
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Extreme drunkenness, what the fuck Artemis, the internet is for porn, exciting uses for lyrium ghost, dubious consent liek woah
Notes: Fenris and Cormac just want to make Artemis happy. Artemis is a little too pleased to exercise this power.
Continue reading »
