Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 51
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Extreme drunkenness, oh my god Cormac, what the fuck Artemis, the internet is for porn, awkward Hawke on Hawke action
Notes: Artemis opens his mouth and starts the most awkward game of gay chicken in history.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 50
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Extreme drunkenness, oh my god Cormac, the internet is for porn
Notes: Cormac finds himself awkwardly stuck in the room, while Artemis and Fenris get it on. Of course, being Cormac, he's got opinions, and being drunk, he's going to share.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 42
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: E (L4 N4 S4Â V0 D1)
Warnings: Drinking, partying, oh my god Artemis, templar buggery
Notes: Artemis is drunk. Very, very drunk. So is Cullen. *coughs*
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 38
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: E (L4 N4 S4Â V3 D0)
Warnings: Several flavours of 'holy shit that's disgusting', including CBT, bloodplay, and Anders running his mouth about Artemis.
Notes: Anders knows just how Cormac likes it, and Cormac likes it rough. This chapter is nothing but smut, no plot will be lost if you skip it.
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 32
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: E (L4 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Inappropriate ass-grabbing, three naked mages in the cellar, Artemis hopes that fabric's stain resistant, oh my god Cormac, Anders is having the best day of his life, teh gay, the internet is for porn
Notes: Slightly awkward, but totally hot. Two Hawkes and Anders, making with the naked fun.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 26
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Zero relationship skills, Cullen is getting sappy, Anton's a goddamn moron
Notes: Oh, Anton. Get a grip… Not on that… Well… That works too…
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 23
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Drunken stupidity, Artemis is fucked right up, Anders has some issues, teh gay, the internet is for porn, inappropriate uses for magic
Notes: SUPER HAPPY FUNTIMES. By which I mean 'smut'.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 22
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Drunken stupidity, Artemis is fucked right up, Anders has some issues, teh gay, the internet is for porn
Notes: Anders had never been able to resist a pretty face for long. And Artemis really is the pretty one of the Hawke brothers.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 19
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating:Â E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Anton's mouth, zero relationship skills, Cullen has no idea what he's doing, teh gay, nude dudes, interesting uses for syrup
Notes: A great lot more licking.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 18
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating:Â E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Anton's mouth, zero relationship skills, Cullen has no idea what he's doing, teh gay, nude dudes, interesting uses for syrup
Notes: Anton and Cullen get creative with dessert, part 1.
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