Title: Putan-tor Ha'kiv
Fandom: STÂ XI
Characters: Spock, Spock!Prime (as Ambassador Selek), McCoy
Rating: M
Warnings: Major character death, weird Vulcan mental kung-fu
Notes: For Jackie, who requested a story in which Spock died and Spock!Prime transferred his katra into the body. This is part one, at 2101 words. As usual, mouse over Vulcan text for float-text translations.
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Title:Â The Taste of Peanut Butter
Fandom:Â Bleach
Characters:Â Ishida Uryuu, Ayasegawa Yumichika, some cameos.
Rating: T
Warnings:Â Inappropriate appreciation of peanut butter.
Notes:Â So, I made a promise that if I got selected as a mod of 
bleach_yaoi, I'd write a story that involved Ishida and peanut butter. This isn't at all where I expected this to go, but hey, something made it past the writers' block, so I think I'm good with it.
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Title:Â Turnabout [Part 1]
Fandom:Â Potterverse
Characters:Â Albus Dumbledore, Gellert Grindelwald
Rating: E
Warnings:Â 19th century dialect, smut, surprise buttsecks
Notes:Â I promised 
ekaterin24 some Dumbledore/Grindelwald, about two weeks ago, and it's kicking my ass. This is about half the story — more to come when I get over this appalling writers' block.
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Title: Vulcans Don't Meow (in public…)
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Spock, Kirk, Scotty, Chekov, Uhura, Sulu, Bones
Rating: G-
Warnings: Typical catlike behaviour. Hairballs.
Notes: tehopheliac won this from me in the help_haiti fandom auction, and I have just now finally finished the bloody thing. She requested Spock as a cat. I still suck at crackfic. Apologies.
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Title:Â Pigeon-proofing
Fandom:Â ST TOS
Characters:Â Spock, Kirk, Scotty
Rating: G-
Warnings:Â Crack. Pigeons.
Notes:Â This is utter rubbish. tehopheliac gave me a crack!prompt with which to generate her Christmas gift, and it is both late and crap. The pointy!boxers are apparently an actual feature of the new Spock Prime figures, and this was our attempt to explain them. I got nothing.
[=EDIT=] Now with art by @thisfishflies! 
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Title:Heart of Snow
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Ask the OP.
Rating: G-
Warnings: Sap. Cliché.
Notes: Sonnet commission. This one took a little longer than strictly necessary because of the holiday crazy that still besieges my life. Also, it's a Petrarchan sonnet, not a Shakespearean, so the rhyme scheme's a little different. (Also, looking back, I totally gobbed the rhyme scheme.)
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Title: The Fields That Make a Man
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Kirk, Spock, Sarek, Spock!Prime (as Ambassador Selek), Winona Kirk
Rating: T
Warnings: Kirk's got a mouth on him. Also, philosophy and rehashing of sad things.
Notes: Commission for Nim, who was terribly non-specific. Kirk drags Spock to Iowa with him, on vacation. Spock comes to some uncomfortable realisations about himself and his captain. This is the beginning of an epic bromance.
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Title: The Weight of Twenty-Five Years [part 5]
Fandom: Potterverse
Characters: Rodolphus Lestrange/Severus Snape
Rating:Â E
Warnings: The internet is for what? Oh, right, PORN.
Notes: HAHAHAHA. I finished it. And I think it's middling fair IC all the way through. My good god, you would not believe the arguments I had trying to get Severus through this last damnable scene.
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Title: The Weight of Twenty-five Years [part 4]
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Rodolphus Lestrange/Severus Snape
Rating:Â E
Warnings: Smut, flashbacks, angst
Notes: Yeah, I was going to fluff part three for proper release, but in the end, I decided just to leave it at that relatively natural pausing point. Here we get some flashback angst about Lily, and some more about Lucius, and Severus learns something he probably could have done without.
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Title: The Weight of Twenty-five Years [part 3]
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Rodolphus Lestrange/Severus Snape
Rating:Â E
Warnings: More angst than ever before, possible severe context failures.
Notes: This part isn't finished, but I'm putting up what I've got for one reader, in particular. I'll post a finished part 3, when I finish it.
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