Title: Mouse!
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Kirk, Spock, Uhura, McCoy, Sulu, Chekov, Chapel
Rating: T
Warnings: CRACK. Kirk uses a few expletives.
Notes: Another one for the crackmeme. Somebody asked for a mouse on the bridge. I delivered.
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Title:Â Chocolate on the Bridge
Fandom:Â ST (TOS-era)
Characters:Â Starek, D'nila, Merendeth, Stavret
Rating: T
Warnings:Â Intoxicants, jokes about Orions
Notes:Â I'm in the middle of an RP, in which this story might becomre relevant. Figured I should write it before I go say something self-contradictory. Also, Stavret and Starek are not brothers — they're best friends — but they're the only two Romulans on the ship.
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Title:Â Implosion
Fandom:Â ST XI
Characters:Â Spock, Kirk
Rating: T
Warnings:Â Disturbing imagery
Notes:Â Anonymouse wanted dead-eyed, crying Spock. I'm a little too good at those sorts of things, so I took it.
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Title:Â But, I See You've Won First Prize
Fandom:Â ST XI
Characters:Â Scotty, Kirk, Spock
Rating: M?
Warnings:Â Non-sexual wang, pure crack
Notes:Â I was ASTOUNDED that this hadn't already been done in ELEVEN INSTALMENTS of the damned kinkmeme. Dude, HE WEARS A FUCKIN' KILT. It's CANON — TOS canon, anyway.
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Title:Â Wakrubaya t'kahr'y'tan (The Evolution of Vulcan Philosophy)
Fandom:Â Star Trek (TOS)
Characters:Â None (Although it's attributed to Commander Starek)
Rating: G-
Warnings:Â None
Notes:Â Wrote this one in the middle of a debate on linguistics in an RP scene. My OC is a Romulan commander, posing as a Vulcan, and he is rather passionate about what he considers to be the deterioration of the Vulcan language. With this poem, he tries to make a point about methods of managing the path of a story in poetic expression. (Shut up, I'm a goddamn nerd.)
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Title: Back in Time [Writer's Digest Your Story #19 Entry]
Fandom: Fires of Albion (Original)
Characters: Gwydion, Oblivia, Yorath
Rating: G-
Warnings: None
Notes: This fic was finished on 2009.07.04, but has been held until after the judging finished on this month's competition. As of this writing, I do not know the winner, or even the top five, but if I don't post it with a hold, I'll forget to release it at all…
What will Oblivia do, when Gwydion gives her the chance to change the past?
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Title:Â Buttsatchel
Fandom:Â ST XI
Characters:Â Kirk, Spock
Rating: G-
Warnings:Â An expletive.
Notes:Â DK finally pushed my last button on this one. I had to bust out some crack in which Spock misuses the English language in a painful fashion, to add a more human feel to his words.
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Title: Fabulously Smug
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Spock, Uhura, Kirk
Rating: T
Warnings: Kirk opens his mouth, expletives ensue
Notes: Anonymouse wanted Spock to be FAAAABULOUS, DAHLING. I wrote some and then I just couldn't do it any more.
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Title:Â Egotistical and Self-serving
Fandom:Â ST XI
Characters:Â Spock, Spock!Prime
Rating: G-
Warnings:Â None
Notes:Â Anonymouse wanted some non-shippy Spock!Prime hugs. Best way to get those was a bit of Spock & Spock!Prime — it's kind of a rewrite of the farewell at the shuttle.
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Title:Â The Five Times Scotty and Chekov Interrupted Lunch
Fandom:Â Star Trek XI
Characters:Â Scotty/Chekov, McCoy, Kirk, Spock, Uhura
Rating: T
Warnings:Â Language and implications
Notes:Â This was some pure crack I picked up at the crackmeme. Keyphrase is "Not in the restaurant, dammit."
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