Title:Â The Simplicity of Skin
Fandom:Â Star Trek XI
Characters:Â Spock, Kirk
Rating: T
Warnings:Â FLUFF. *irked*
Notes:Â Crackmeme prompt. I dunno, it's short, and really nauseatingly fluffy.
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Title:Â Salt Cravings
Fandom:Â Star Trek XI
Characters:Â Kirk, Spock
Rating:Â E
Warnings:Â hand!porn liek woah.
Notes:Â Hey, I control the thirty-foot radius, and hand!porn is my business. Anonymouse asked for hand!porn, and I have delivered — with hilarity involving deserts, salt, Italian food, and wallpaper paste.
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Title:Â The Perils of a Bad Laugh
Fandom:Â STXI
Characters:Â Spock, Kirk
Rating: G-
Warnings:Â None
Notes:Â Somebody asked for Kirk pissing himself. I decided it should be while laughing, but somehow this turned into the least funny cacklefest, ever.
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Title:Â 5+1: I Wanna Hold Your Hand
Fandom:Â Star Trek XI
Characters:Â Spock, Kirk, Sarek
Rating: T
Warnings:Â Language, implications
Notes:Â For a prompt on the crackmeme. Spock's flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it's enough to make the Ambassador's entourage retch. I didn't quite hit what the OP was asking for, but it's probably good for a giggle.
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Title:Â A Cat By Any Other Name
Fandom:Â Star Trek XI
Characters:Â Kirk, Spock
Rating: G-
Warnings:Â Expletives
Notes:Â Spock gets a kitten, but knows nothing about the finer points of interacting with felines. Also, nu!Kirk is all about Beat Crusaders, Y/Y?
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Title: 5+1: Sleep Is For the Unmotivated
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters: Kirk, McCoy, Spock
Rating: T
Warnings: Implications and expletives
Notes: I would like to attribute at least some of this to keeping InSoc's 'Baby Just Wants' on loop (desire, consumption, addiction, emptiness)… I also apologise for angsty fluffy weirdness.
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Title: Let the Pheromones Choose the Man
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters: Spock/Kirk, McCoy, Sarek
Rating:Â E
Warnings: Angst, smut, pon farr cliché
Notes: Yeah, yeah. OMGWTF, I took a pon farr prompt at the crackmeme. I've been struggling through it for a day and a half, now, and I just finally killed it off. Musical inspiration credit for this goes to three tracks, in particular, for the last third: Smash Mouth's 'Can't Get Enough of You, Baby', De/Vision's 'Your Hands on My Skin', and Torley Wong's 'Falling In Love For the Last Time'.
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Title: Grudging Anticipation
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters: nu!Spock, Kirk!Prime
Rating: M
Warnings: CRACK, with a side of nachos, and hand!porn
Notes: This is for SirMordred. Dear sir, I have your nachos and your Kirk!Prime, as promised.
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Title:Â Water is Life
Fandom:Â Star Trek XI
Characters:Â Spock
Rating: G-
Warnings:Â Religion
Notes:Â For the crackmeme. Someone asked for insight into the crew's religious preferences; I took Spock, because he's so fucking easy to write. Also, I am a desert-dwelling vegetarian, so I kinda feel the vibe, here.
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Title:Â Meeting the Other Man
Fandom:Â Star Trek XI
Characters:Â Spock, Stonn
Rating:Â E
Warnings:Â Non-con
Notes:Â This is one of the most difficult things I've ever finished writing. It is, unfortunately, not quite what the OP asked for. Spock was quite offended at the idea, and just wouldn't quite take it, sitting still.
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