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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 197
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Merrill ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, consensual violence, Cormac has shields for a reason, blood, zombies, the usual
Notes: Yet more throwing Cormac at things that might be trapped!
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 196
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Meredith ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Merrill ♀,
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Strongly implied off-camera smut, canon-typical violence, consensual violence, Cormac has shields for a reason
Notes: Cullen is assigned an unusual task. Anders drags his favourite mages into the Undercity in search of a book.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 195
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂,
Rating: M (L3Â N4 S4 V1 D0)
Warnings: Facepunching, Anton's garden furniture, the internet is for porn, Hawke-on-Hawke action
Notes: Carver discovers some interesting features of the garden. Unrelatedly, Artemis is offered a delightful wedding gift.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 192
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N1Â S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Anton's garden furniture, Cullen jokes, Anders sucks at tanning
Notes: That is not a colour people are supposed to be, Anders.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 188
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V0 D0)
Warnings: Mild angst, tongue-tango, dick jokes
Notes: An awful lot of snogging.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 187
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Donnic ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Yet more smooching
Notes: An unexpected arrival puts an end to the game.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 186
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Donnic ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Hawkeward Hawke-on-Hawke action, Anders is not ok
Notes: Spin the bottle continues out into more interesting kisses.
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Title: Adventures in Cuisine Via Hawke: An Elfed-Up Decision (3/6)
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Cormac's opinions on food are questionable at the best of times
Notes: Cormac decides to go the traditional Dalish food route. Unfortunately, Fenris is the least elfy elf in all of Thedas.
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Title: Adventures in Cuisine Via Hawke: That's Not How Food Works (2/6)
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Leandra Amell ♀, Gamlen ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Leandra's A+ mothering, who let Artie near the stove
Notes: No, Artie, you can't cook. Stop trying, for the good of all Thedas.
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Title: A Sleepless Night (2/2)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: M (L3Â N1Â S3 V2 D1)
Warnings: Dick jokes, discussion of past relationships, war in the past tense, dead friends, discussion of past abuse
Notes: Okay, yes, now it's two chapters. More of the same, pretty much. They're charming. They're sweet. They're both complete dicks.
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