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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 187
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Donnic ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Yet more smooching
Notes: An unexpected arrival puts an end to the game.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 186
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Donnic ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Hawkeward Hawke-on-Hawke action, Anders is not ok
Notes: Spin the bottle continues out into more interesting kisses.
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Title: Adventures in Cuisine Via Hawke: An Elfed-Up Decision (3/6)
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Cormac's opinions on food are questionable at the best of times
Notes: Cormac decides to go the traditional Dalish food route. Unfortunately, Fenris is the least elfy elf in all of Thedas.
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Title: Adventures in Cuisine Via Hawke: That's Not How Food Works (2/6)
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Leandra Amell ♀, Gamlen ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Leandra's A+ mothering, who let Artie near the stove
Notes: No, Artie, you can't cook. Stop trying, for the good of all Thedas.
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Title: A Sleepless Night (2/2)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: M (L3Â N1Â S3 V2 D1)
Warnings: Dick jokes, discussion of past relationships, war in the past tense, dead friends, discussion of past abuse
Notes: Okay, yes, now it's two chapters. More of the same, pretty much. They're charming. They're sweet. They're both complete dicks.
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Title: A Sleepless Night (1/2)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂,
Rating: M (L3Â N1 S2 V2 D1)
Warnings: Dick jokes, discussion of past relationships, war in the past tense, dead friends
Notes: Post-Tranquility. Cormac Hawke hasn't heard from Anders in a few days, and he's worried. Never mind that he barely knows the guy, that was a shitheap of unfortunate events and every mage's nightmare. He finds Anders doing a terrible impression of 'just fine'.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 185
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Donnic ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V1 D1)
Warnings: A lot of kissing, a little slapping
Notes: A game of Wicked Grace turns into a game of spin the bottle.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 184
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Cormac opens his mouth
Notes: Preparations for another wedding.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 180
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Carver Hawke ♂, Merrill ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: A great deal of the talking of the shit, uncomfortable politics.
Notes: Carver presents himself to Merrill, in the aftermath. Cormac tries to make peace with Aveline.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 179
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Donnic ♂, Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V2 D2)
Warnings: Death, destruction, misuse of lyrium
Notes: Artemis is extremely displeased that he's not allowed to solve this problem. Nonetheless, the problem gets solved, in ways that make Cullen nervous.
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